I don't like you any less when you're irritated.

[This is true of his relationship with most women.]

The earth is round and it spins while it rotates the sun. try making a fist with your thumb wrapped across the front. You thumbnail is London, the back of your knuckles is Oz. The light from one fixed point can't reach both those places at the same time, so the earth spins, and we get our daylight while you move into the dark. The earth is also tilted on it's axis. Half the world gets summer while that hemisphere's tilted closer to the sun, and then the rest gets it's turn.