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[totallyinaband]

Today was pretty awesome, actually. At least it's warm enough for a water gun fight.

I guess I was expecting to see more people burst by now, though. If my friend Scott were here, he'd have made at least twenty bucks by now.






[ooc: Yeah, I couldn't resist. In Stephen Stills' universe, people react a little differently when defeated in silly battle.]

Comments

[wouldnotkindly]

People...burst? [What?] Just from water guns?

[totallyinaband]

Well if they're defeated, yeah.

[wouldnotkindly]

But if it's just a water gun fight... How do you even tell who wins in one of those?

[totallyinaband]

... I guess you're right. Still, I've seen weirder stuff happen.

[wouldnotkindly]

No kidding.

[He's not sure if he wants to know, really. People bursting into coins already sounds more morbid than anything he could have expected today.]

[anunluckypenny]

Huh?

[All of the eloquence belongs to Penny!]

[totallyinaband]

You know, like when people get defeated. They burst into coins.

Is that weird?

[anunluckypenny]

Yeah, incredibly. That's... wow. Do they come back after turning into a bunch of coins?

[totallyinaband]

I haven't seen that happen, no.

[anunluckypenny]

So people die in water fights?

[totallyinaband]

Not... really. I don't think so, anyway.

[anunluckypenny]

You don't know? Isn't that kind of important?

[withloadedguns]

You get anyone?

[totallyinaband]

I've been trying to stay out of the way.

[withloadedguns]

Yeah?

[totallyinaband]

I'm not much in a fight, dude.

[withloadedguns]

Too bad.

[totallyinaband]

I'm pretty good with making it through today staying dry.

[withloadedguns]

Something to be said for that too.

[signatures]

Expecting to make cash from other people's misfortune, Mister Stills?

[ MILD APPROVAL. ]

[totallyinaband]

Hey, dude, I'm not one to get involved. Just saying, I expected to see more of it.

[signatures]

It's oddly specific. I almost forgot where you come from seems rather... different.

[totallyinaband]

I didn't think everyone would find it so weird.

[signatures]

It's like a video game, of course it's weird.

[totallyinaband]

The video games had to get the ideas from somewhere, obviously.

[signatures]

The imagination isn't a priority?

[totallyinaband]

...you lost me, man.

[signatures]

Video game developers and their imagination rather than basing it on the real world.

[keepinitsaucy]

Burst? Like... explode?

[totallyinaband]

Yeah. Into coins.

[keepinitsaucy]

Huh. Dead people coins.

[totallyinaband]

I guess it sounds kinda morbid if you put it that way.

[keepinitsaucy]

Well it is kind of morbid. I mean. Exploding people.

I guess the funeral business would be more lucrative then.

[totallyinaband]

I guess no one really thinks about it. My friend had to defeat all this girl's evil exes so it was kinda crazy with people turning into coins all over the place for a while.

[mightbeconcussed]

Stephen, did you smoke something today?

[totallyinaband]

Nope. Why do people keep asking that?

[mightbeconcussed]

I don't know. Maybe because you sound like you're on crack?

[totallyinaband]

Well... I'm not.

[mightbeconcussed]

Is this a Canadian thing?

[totallyinaband]

I don't think so. Ramona never acted like it was weird.

[mightbeconcussed]

And she was American?

[totallyinaband]

Yep. From New York, I think.