Loki (
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poly_chromatic2012-07-22 04:15 pm
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[It's a strange angle the camera is positioned at, it captures Serrure set up at a makeshift table on a street corner, three cards turned face up on it.]
All right, all right, keep your eye on the Red Queen, that's the Queen of Hearts. Trust me, gentlemen, she will break yours on a whim. [He flips the cards over and shuffles them around, it's surprisingly easy to follow the Queen.]
Now, choose your lady, good sir? [The man behind the table points to the card that by all rights should be the queen. Serrure reaches for it and as his fingers brush the card, there is the faintest flash of green, only someone really looking for it would realize what it was. He flips the card over and it is-] Ah! Knave of Spades. Sorry, my good Sir. Looks as though your loss is-
[And then the camera dashes out towards Serrure and the gambler as someone yells-] LOKI'D! You've been LOKI'D!
[Serrure just stands there, blinking] Ah- no, no. [He puts his hands up, almost a placating gesture] You have the wrong person, I'm Serrure. And this is legitimate, a business that you are-
[But the gambler is interjecting] What? This was a trick? A setup? I want my money back.
[Serrure snatches the money.] SORRY, NO REFUNDS! [He calls over his shoulder, taking off running an demonstrating some surprisingly well honed parkour skills.]
All right, all right, keep your eye on the Red Queen, that's the Queen of Hearts. Trust me, gentlemen, she will break yours on a whim. [He flips the cards over and shuffles them around, it's surprisingly easy to follow the Queen.]
Now, choose your lady, good sir? [The man behind the table points to the card that by all rights should be the queen. Serrure reaches for it and as his fingers brush the card, there is the faintest flash of green, only someone really looking for it would realize what it was. He flips the card over and it is-] Ah! Knave of Spades. Sorry, my good Sir. Looks as though your loss is-
[And then the camera dashes out towards Serrure and the gambler as someone yells-] LOKI'D! You've been LOKI'D!
[Serrure just stands there, blinking] Ah- no, no. [He puts his hands up, almost a placating gesture] You have the wrong person, I'm Serrure. And this is legitimate, a business that you are-
[But the gambler is interjecting] What? This was a trick? A setup? I want my money back.
[Serrure snatches the money.] SORRY, NO REFUNDS! [He calls over his shoulder, taking off running an demonstrating some surprisingly well honed parkour skills.]

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Mindy! Happy Birthday. I have a present for you. Ah. Nevermind what just happened. I have no idea what is going on.
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This does not amuse him, Loki. ]
I am glad to see the use to which you put our reputation.
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You may keep your reputation.
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Only just wait until you are victim to one.
don't you pout at me serrure, *rude*
Does this particular curse extend to tricks with the cards?
Psssht He does what he wants, Loki
Don't we all
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You need a place to hide?
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[She gives him a very apologetic smile.]
That works for me! Oh, tell Mindy I said happy birthday!
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[He grins at her] Well, I suppose you may laugh if you like.
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[She laughs again, shaking her head and smirking.]
How about I wait until you're using my hair to pretend to be a chair?
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Hustling cards, Serrure? Really?
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Ah- usually. This does not count.
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Stealing doesn't count as entrepreneurial spirit.
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