☾ 007 ☾ VIDEO

[wetworking]

[The video opens on a shelf in a store, a shelf that holds... female figures.

Swimsuit Figures, bondage figures, flatchested figures, busty figures, lingerie figures, and many, many more.

Yup.

Only then does the video feed cut, and the text is displayed.]

I need male opinions on which is the most desirable.

That is all.

[ooc; THOSE LINKS ARE NSFW DON'T CLICK THEM AT WORK DOOOONNNN'TTTTT. Ahem. That said. Hazuki waited all day in line for Tony Stark at the convention and couldn't get in, so she's gone hunting about the City. TAKES MISSIONS SERIOUSLY, YEAH. ... yeah.]

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[wetworking]

I'm to understand they're reasonably popular with men- occasionally women.

I know which one I'd prefer, but I am selecting for a man. Won't you just point out which is most erotic to you?

IT'S LIKE SHE WANTS HIM TO DIE

[zipperbent]

None of them! None of the above!

COME NOW

[wetworking]

You're overreacting.

NOPE.JPG

[zipperbent]

[maybe he is. but WHATEVER MAN NOT EVERYBODY IS CUT OUT TO APPRECIATE WEIRD FETISH DOLLS.]

I think my reaction fits the situation. Give me a real girl any day.

HEY

[wetworking]

[Men.]

Just pick one.

HEY IS FOR HORSES

[zipperbent]

[Women.]

I don't want to. You can't make me!

THREADJACK? / action for bolin/video

[anatural]

[Korra comes up behind Bolin, chewing on a piece of jerky.]

What's going on?

text

[wetworking]

[Hmm...]

Your friend is confused by my question.

video;

[anatural]

[It takes Korra a long, LONG time to figure out how to go through the network and to find this post. BUT EVENTUALLY SHE SUCCEEDS.

And then sees the pictures. She turns bright red and starts making inarticulate noises of...flail.]

text;

[wetworking]

I'll wait.

video;

[anatural]

[Sorry she still don't know how to type on this]

G-guys really find those things...attractive?

[She turns bright, bright red thinking about the pink haired figure. More accurately, thinking about Asami in the pink haired figure's outfit, as that was something she could definitely see the young woman wearing. Bet Mako would love that.]

text;

[wetworking]

Men find most anything attractive.

[You can almost sense the disdain in her font. THE DISDAIN.]

video;

[anatural]

But not everything.

[Ah, the woes of a lovesick teenager.]

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[zipperbent]

[OH GOD KORRA PLEASE NO. PLEASE. Bolin scrambles to exit out of the feed but he's too flustered to do it so he settles for putting his hand over the screen instead.]

Nothing! Absolutely nothing. Not a single thing.

action

[anatural]

[Oh man, Bolin, now you're REALLY piqued her curiosity. She tries to move his hands so she can see the screen properly.]

C'mon, let me see!

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[zipperbent]

[And now he's like, hunched over the device, cradling it to his chest. YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL HIM FIRST TO GET IT!!!!!!!!!!]

It's really nothing! You'd get bored. Like, this is the most boring post I've ever seen in my life. Yawn. [yawning...for emphasis?? sob.]

action

[anatural]

Then why are you trying so hard to hide it from me?

[She's contemplating tickling you, Bolin. Be warned.]

action

[zipperbent]

[aljfdfasdf Korra why you gotta make his life so difficult]

I- my screen is all smudgy and gross! I've gotta clean it. It's not fit for anybody's eyes.

action

[anatural]

[She pouts...and then hides a grin as she realizes if he's looking at something on the network...SHE probably can find it too.]

Fine.

[She pretends to sulk off, but is really going for her own network device.]

ugh ignore my inactive paid account icons

[wetworking]

Technically, I could.

But I am asking nicely.

it's ok bb they're still hot

[zipperbent]

Wait what. Did this suddenly become a life or death scenario.

workin it

[wetworking]

It is a scenario I'd like an answer for.

SCARILY

[zipperbent]

But...I honestly don't find any of them...erotic. At all.

[wetworking]

I find lying about this pointless and a waste of my time.

Which one?

[zipperbent]

And I told you, none! They're creepy, you know why? Because they're dolls. Dolls aren't supposed to look like that. They're for kids.