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[dignity_misery]

FIRST ONE TO BINGO GETS LUNCH
--C


[[ooc; I'm not sorry.]]

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[dignity_misery]

Pathetic deluded bugs.

[ Echoechoecho. ]

LAWL

[mortemscintilla]

You shouldn't think that way.

There's good in everyone.

[ So trolling. ]

[ And totally quoting a Hallmark card. ]

She's said it before 8'|

[dignity_misery]

I already had 'goodness' down on my card from a previous conversation, you're not helping.

Has she? O:

[mortemscintilla]

What's left on your list?

Maybe I can help?

Prom, memes, and I think here too

[dignity_misery]

I already have Goodness, Friendship, Angels, and Ice Cream. Plus my Free space.

This is most disquieting ^^;

[mortemscintilla]

Does it count if you mention something in conversation?

Because I saw butterflies at Xanadu this morning. And fed a bunny a piece of celery.

[ Liar Liar. ]

Destiny.

[dignity_misery]

Yeah, that'll do just fine. Inanity is the name of the game.

IT IS B]

[mortemscintilla]

So what else is left now?

[dignity_misery]

Was your butterfly sitting on a flower?

[mortemscintilla]

A saw one that was. [ pauuuuuuse. ] And I just ate a cookie, if that helps.

[ The only truth in this entire chat. ]

[dignity_misery]

Bingo.

[ Carla wins twice. MAKE MY DINNER FOR FREE B| ]

[mortemscintilla]

Wow. That didn't take long.

[ YOU WISH B| ]

[dignity_misery]

No. It didn't. But I knew there were plenty of idiots in town when I made it.

[mortemscintilla]

Idiots?

[ Feigning offense. ]

It's not just idiots who like cookies and sunshine.

[dignity_misery]

No, they're just the ones who think they make for interesting conversation.

[mortemscintilla]

I might be guilty of at least one or two on that list.

[ herpaderpaderp ]

[dignity_misery]

Guilty is a good word for it.

[mortemscintilla]

Don't you like cookies?

[dignity_misery]

I do, I like them a lot. I'd rather eat them than talk about them.

[mortemscintilla]

I think a lot of people would.

[ ...him included... ]

[dignity_misery]

Any good at baking?

[I'm sure you can see where this is going.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ He sees. And nips it in the bud. ]

Not too good. [ Oh, the lies. ] I'm still working on how to operate ovens right. So I don't burn everything.

[dignity_misery]

[ He can be taught! ]

That's pathetic.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Abashed. ]

I agree.

[dignity_misery]

Good.