ten drinks

[minigolfandsushi]

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[Peter actually recorded this message on Monday, but he was too drunk and cranky to actually post it.

Now that he's done sulking, of course, and completely forgotten about this, the City decides to post it for him. Thanks a lot, City.]



Will somebody please tell Chekov, Sophie, and that little rat bastard Howl that I'm not speaking to them anymore? I would do it myself, but I'm not speaking to them anymore.

YOU EITHER, CHARLIE. Fed me to the fucking wolves, that's what you did.


In conclusion, I hate fucking all of you, and if you are ever turned into small children again, I will throw you in front of the bus myself. So fuck you.

Comments

[conesoldstober]

It certainly looks and sounds exactly like you.

[minigolfandsushi]

Oh, and how much does that mean in a place like this?


I mean, yes, I recorded it, but that was fucking Monday! I never posted the damn thing!

[candothat]

Perhaps we should move past this incident...?

[Moms and Dad, stop fiiiiighting.]

[conesoldstober]

I believe I've certainly moved passed it. It's not as though I turned into my younger self on purpose!

[minigolfandsushi]

And I didn't post this on purpose! I DIDN'T POST IT AT ALL!

[conesoldstober]

But you're not denying that you recorded it, I notice.

[minigolfandsushi]

I told you I recorded it, you ninny. I was drunk and pissed off and I can't believe I haven't mentioned it yet but you fucking electrocuted me! So excuse me for being a bit OUT OF HUMOR.

[candothat]

Neither of you is helping. Howl did not mean to turn into a small child, Peter did not mean to post this, and there is no reason for anyone to be unhappy.

[conesoldstober]

Yes, thank you Pavel.

[minigolfandsushi]

I don't know, I think being electrocuted is plenty of reason to be unhappy.

[conesoldstober]

To my own defense, I did think you'd kidnapped me.

[minigolfandsushi]

Yeah, no, doesn't help.