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[awildhulkling]

[ He's been here all morning, backpack slung over one shoulder, his hands buried deep in the pouch of his sweater. He's leaning back up against a wall, tapping his foot nervously on the concrete. There's a half-finished coffee beside his sneaker and he's chewing on a felt tip pen.

Clearly someone is bored. ]

Does anyone want to keep me company? I have skittles. And water. Good Con etiquette means you have to be prepared. Nobody wants a repeat of Sodagate '11. [ Severely.] Nobody.

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[doeswhathewants]

[And he's just going to stop and stare at you, pulling a wheeled cooler behind him.] You have water, but is it ice cold water for only one dollar?

Or perhaps you need glowsticks. Or ...[Dramatically looking around before leaning in to stage whisper] Yaoi paddles.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[And Mindy, his business partner for today and the very picture of calm simply reaches up and smacks Serrure in the back of the head. She then speaks to Teddy.]

Please ignore him. Sometimes, he finds words on the internet and uses them even though he shouldn't cuz he has no clue what it means. For that, you get a small discount.

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[awildhulkling]

I was going to ask, but I know what yaoi is and I know what paddles are and I'm not sure if I want to add them all up.

[ Grinning. ] I have water, thanks.

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[doeswhathewants]

I do so know what that means. [No he doesn't.] We also offer line place holding services if you need to run off for any reason.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

So lets hear your definition. [See this face? Get used to it. She makes it often when people are full of it.]

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[awildhulkling]

[ Teddy is completely lost, staring at the two of them blankly. ]

What?

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[doeswhathewants]

What Mindy means is, do you need anything? Takeout? Bathroom break? Snacks? Glowsticks? Booth babes? Booth boys? Ahh our selection is extensive.

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[awildhulkling]

Booth boys? What kind of convention is this?

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Just...facepalming over here.] Serrure. Shut up.

[To Teddy;] I'm sorry. I really am. He's been out in the sun for too long. I think I have to get him elsewhere.

[And Serrure said Mindy was caring off customers.]

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[awildhulkling]

Maybe he should drink one of those waters you've got?