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[captainfuckingmagic]

all goddamn day long
these stupid poems. what even
i can't even say

what I'm actual
thinking of, fuck man, this curse
can get themselves... fuck.

i hate this curse. Very.
Who can tell what I'm saying?
refrigerator.

[ ooc: haiku curse. in case you... couldn't tell. ]

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[dignity_misery]

That's awful.

[captainfuckingmagic]

yeah thanks i know 'kay
I am so not a poet
not trying that hard

[dignity_misery]

I can tell. What happens if you fuck up the haiku form?

[Seizures? That'd be funny.]

[captainfuckingmagic]

I don't think I can.
It's like some built-in type thing.
I guess - no expert.

[dignity_misery]

I'm a little disappointed. I as imagining a shock collar.

[captainfuckingmagic]

You're a mean person.
Why the hell do you want me
in a shock collar?

[thenormalsquint]

Hungry?

[captainfuckingmagic]

why are you asking
because 'refrigerator'?
needed syllables

[thenormalsquint]

I see, I see. I was guessing that is what you were thinking but couldn't get out in haiku form.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Well, I maybe am.
idk, I haven't thought
about it. Are you?

[mightbeconcussed]

Wow...Nice Harry.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Hey, you be quiet.
Okay, this is annoying.
Like, seriously.

[mightbeconcussed]

Oh I don't know. I'm sorta entertained by the idea of you making up poetry for me. Shhh yeah I know you're doing it for everyone and under duress. I'm going to pretend it's just for me and voluntary.

[captainfuckingmagic]

I am so not the
person you want writing stuff.
So not a poet.

[mightbeconcussed]

Except for today you are. So you literally have to answer everything in haiku form? I think it's haiku, right? We had to write those in high school English. It was awful.

[warmachine]

Wow. That's— you're a terrible poet.

Also an eight.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Where's the ei— oh shit.
You are so right, wow.
How did that happen?

[warmachine]

Curse? Probably our best bet.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Well, yeah, I'm cursed.
I meant I didn't think that
that was possible.

[warmachine]

So what were you talking about?

[livingmyths]

Those aren't very good. But they made me smile.

I'm sorry you're cursed.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Thank you. I think. Ish.
Smiling is not a bad thing.
Talking is now, though.

[livingmyths]

Yes, I can imagine you wouldn't want to talk much if you have to keep doing that.

But tomorrow will be better, right?

[captainfuckingmagic]

Better fucking be.
This is so damn annoying.
You wouldn't believe.

[livingmyths]

Ohmigosh!

You must be upset if you're swearing like that!

I'm glad I don't have to talk that way!