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[brobeforehos]

[Mae is lounging, because when you're dressed to the nines, you lounge. There's a decanter of orange juice in her hand, and a poker chip in the other hand - which she is currently trying to roll from finger to finger, and failing. But either way, this is classy as hell, right.]

Well - this goes to show that everything you say in this place can constitute a jinx. I'm wearing a suit. I'd probably look fine in it, except -

[She leans over and leaves the glass on the table, before standing up. Quite simply, the suit swallows her up. She has to hold the pants up with both hands.] And the worst part is that I can't change. I've tried, but it just keeps popping on me.

[She sits down again.] I don't mind it, it's just uncomfortable. But - you know. [She grins, and tosses the chip in the air, catching it swiftly. S m o o t h.] Show must go on.

[ooc; She's affected with Wardrobe Switch curse, and is currently wearing Eames' best suit. Or one of them. Feel free to recognize the chips or the gaudy tie. ETA: tagging speed might suffer for a few hours as I have to rush out.]

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[leaven]

[ p o k e r f a c e ]

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[brobeforehos]

[BUT EAMES IT LOOKS GOOD ON HER.]

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[leaven]

[ HE HASN'T HAD THE CHANCE TO SHAG IN IT NOW YOU'RE RUINING IT :c ]

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[brobeforehos]

[HERE'S YOUR CHANCE? OR SHE COULD ALWAYS DO YOU THE FAVOUR....]

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[dropkick]

I know that tie.

[ And how. 8( ]

[dropkick]

This is the part where I apologize for him. [ Her. Whatever. Why is this the real life. ]

[brobeforehos]

It's Eames's, isn't it? I figured - suited his style. Pun not intended.

[dropkick]

[ SNORTS y_y lmdlkfjs...no really and then coughs. Ahem. Er. ]

What gave it away?

[ The tie, he's sure. Or the chip. The tie and the chip. Eames' conspicuous wall of Silence... ]

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[signatures]

You look v dashing Miss Mae

TEXT GOOD BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO TEXT YOU

[brobeforehos]

I can't pull it off like you do, Mister Eames.

Sorry I am sullying your wonderful suit.

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[signatures]

you could if you filled out a bit.

& it's all right it's only a few pieces of clothing.

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[brobeforehos]

Apologies. My filling's around the chest area instead of the arms?

Are you sure? I'll take good care of it. I love the tie, for the record.

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[boutant]

Try rolling up the sleeves. [ If Eames minds... sucks to be him. ]

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[brobeforehos]

All right...[Rolls them up. As much as she can.]

What are his arms made of?

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[boutant]

I have no idea. Possibly cake.

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[brobeforehos]

[Bahaha-] Trumps steel, for sure.

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[sixwinged]

Suspenders might help.

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[brobeforehos]

See what happens when we talk about suits?

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[sixwinged]

It could be worse. It could be a striped rainbow suit.

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[dignity_misery]

[...A lady in a nice suit. Carla likes it.]

You should get it tailored. [Cue smile.] Or take it off.

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[brobeforehos]

[u//u well. Let her lounge for her then.]

It's not mine, unfortunately, and - [Cue grin] I've tried.

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[dignity_misery]

[Yes ma'am, yes please.]

It's yours for today.

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[hatedbyfanboys]

You can't change out of it?

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[brobeforehos]

No, it just keeps getting back on.

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[hatedbyfanboys]

That's really bizarre.