poly_chromatic

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angel sanctuary - michael

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[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]

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Yes. You know. With the other girls.

[Little enough words for you Michael?]

Well someone needs ta do that. It's gross.

Most do not agree. And given his preferences you might just learn otherwise.

The hell are ya goin' on about?

He. Likes. Girls. And you are rather cute.

But I'm a guy.

Not at the moment.

[Pause.

Look down.]

WHAT?!

You do have all the necessary parts correct?

[A little on the small side but let's be honest it won't matter.]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!

[Oh. Oh my. Too easy?]

One could verify for you.

[TOO BUSY FLAILING TO ANSWER THAT BECAUSE OMG HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF HE ISN'T FUCKED UP SOMEHOW?]

[Surprisingly ne's doing a good job not laughing. Later ne's going into hysterics however.]

Do settle before you hurt yourself and he has to examine you.

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS NORMAL OR NOT!

One would be willing to check for you.

[If only to tease Raphael with the knowledge.]

How would you know!

[He's just trying to...retort. And can't come up with anything good.

Obviously.]

One does have experience in the matter.

THAT IS GROSS!

[And he falls back.

Giving a nice view of the fact that there is nothing under that t-shirt of his.

Enjoy the brief peep show.]

One did mean as the Virtue's Deputy...

[Although that does work as well.

...]

Girls don't sit that way for a reason. And it does appear that you are properly equipped from here.