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Hanna F. Cross (
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hanna is not a boy's name - hanna cross
Case 233
So, does anybody have a spoon I can borrow? I need to gauge my eyes out. Seriously, this is waaaay more naked booty than I ever wanted to see.
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 12:39 am (UTC)
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Are you twelve? It is only flesh.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 12:42 am (UTC)
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I'm 26, thank you very much.
And I know its just flesh! It's just a great deal of it, and I didn't exactly expect to see it. Or want to.
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 12:45 am (UTC)
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[Just the most skeptical look.]
So? Do not look. American? You can tell me, I'll not tell. It shall be our secret.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 12:46 am (UTC)
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American.
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 12:47 am (UTC)
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I thought as much. All of your countrymen are simply ...
wound so tight
where these things are concerned.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 01:06 am (UTC)
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I am not wound tight! I just don't like to see another dude's junk hanging out in the open!
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 01:11 am (UTC)
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Why? I assume you have the same thing.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 01:12 am (UTC)
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Yes, but I have no interest in seeing other people's apparatuses.
[It makes him feel inadequate. He's just not saying it.]
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 01:14 am (UTC)
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Why?
[And Serrure is pushy.]
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 01:15 am (UTC)
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[SIIIGH. Don't make him say it.]
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 01:17 am (UTC)
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It is okay, you can tell me. I promise not to laugh.
[Much.]
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 02:05 am (UTC)
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Well, as you may have noticed, I'm not exactly a big guy. I think you know where this is going.
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 02:08 am (UTC)
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Some women like that soft, girlish type.
[He is trying to be kind.]
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 02:09 am (UTC)
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Yes. I just don't happen to know any who don't like it beyond the friend-zone.
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 02:10 am (UTC)
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Perhaps you are being too picky.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 02:11 am (UTC)
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I don't know. Maybe I am.
[He never got over his crush, who only recently left the City...]
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-12 07:26 am (UTC)
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Perhaps you ought to lower them, then. I have often heard alcohol helps. Go to a bar, imbibe some libations, then ah... work your
magic.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 01:05 pm (UTC)
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I've tried the magic. It doesn't really work on attracting girls, and every time I've tried to use it on myself for non-offensive purposes, something bad always happens.
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-15 06:13 am (UTC)
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I do not mean
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magic, that would be akin to date rape. I mean... uh
personality.
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manofgnee
2012-07-15 11:16 pm (UTC)
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No, I know what you meant. I've tried that it on my personality too. Really, it hasn't worked.
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doeswhathewants
2012-07-16 05:29 pm (UTC)
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Perhaps you ought to consider .. ah.. dating someone with a worse personality?
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manofgnee
2012-07-16 05:32 pm (UTC)
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Er...maybe?
I guess its not a big deal.
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hatedbyfanboys
2012-07-12 01:52 am (UTC)
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I agree with you full heartedly.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 02:05 am (UTC)
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I need some eye bleach. You got any?
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hatedbyfanboys
2012-07-12 02:43 am (UTC)
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I wish.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 02:58 am (UTC)
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Lemme know if you find any.
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hatedbyfanboys
2012-07-12 03:00 am (UTC)
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Okay. And let me know if you find any good spoons.
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manofgnee
2012-07-12 01:05 pm (UTC)
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I'm going through my silverware right now.
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hatedbyfanboys
2012-07-12 09:42 pm (UTC)
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But wait. If we gouge our eyes out, we'd still have the memories of what we've seen...
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manofgnee
2012-07-15 11:17 pm (UTC)
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....maybe we need brain bleach.
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hatedbyfanboys
2012-07-16 04:24 am (UTC)
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Probably...
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manofgnee
2012-07-16 05:34 pm (UTC)
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...any idea where to get it?
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hatedbyfanboys
2012-07-17 02:48 am (UTC)
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Nope.
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manofgnee
2012-07-17 03:37 am (UTC)
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...we should check around, see if we can't find a good substitute.
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And I know its just flesh! It's just a great deal of it, and I didn't exactly expect to see it. Or want to.
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So? Do not look. American? You can tell me, I'll not tell. It shall be our secret.
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[It makes him feel inadequate. He's just not saying it.]
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[He never got over his crush, who only recently left the City...]
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