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g.i. joe: rise of cobra - rex lewis

video; don't deny that you wanted to see this

[Enjoy the sight of 98lbs of manliness. Rex is naked, except for his ventilator, his body mostly covered in scar tissue. Lucky you, you only see him from the waist up as he lounges decadently on his couch. And now he pulls off the ventilator, revealing his totally handsome face for the first time. Although his breathing is rough and his voice raspy and strained, he seems totally chill.]

Ah, that's better...

I don't think I'll be coming in to work today. Nudity and... [Wheeze, gasp] heavy machinery make poor bedfellows.

[And on goes the ventilator again, because breathing trumps his desire to be totally naked.]

[ooc: at work, so tags on this post and his last will commence in the evening!]

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So....what's with all of those scars?

There was an "accident" thanks to a so-called "friend". [Not that he's bitter or anything]

What kind of accident? It isn't that bad, really. Women like scars. You ought to play up a deep, outwardly prickly, inwardly very kind persona. Cultivate it. The ladies will flock.

One involving a great deal of firepower, emphasis on the fire.

Ah, I don't think the ladies will-- that is-- [THIS IS A TOPIC THAT MAKES MR. VIRGIN ALL FLUSTERED.] Something tells me they prefer scarring in moderation.

Sounds painful.

Oh no, you only have to be deeply secretive about it and ah- bashful, which I do not think will be a problem for you. [Just the slightest eyebrow quirk.] Or if you become a villainous sort and let them turn you back to the way of light, as it were.

This presumes that I'm interested in even finding a lady to begin with.

[Pause.]

Not that it's ladies themselves that I'm opposed to. I'm just far too busy for a relationship. [Right. That's why he's single. Because he's busy.]

...or gentlemen. Ah, but if that is the case, play up the whole manly living through fire, thing.

[He's just arching a brow at that last bit.] What sort of work do you do that you are so busy? Not too busy to lay around nude and post on this thing.