01 [video]

[zipperbent]

[hey what up. this is Bolin's face. NOW IN BEAUTIFUL 3D! up close and personal. say hi to it!]

Oh hi. This doohickey was in my pocket. I'm...not really sure how it got there! But it has a lot of buttons and I figured if I pushed enough of them, something would happen. Probably a terrible life decision but I've been known to make terrible life decisions from time to time.

[paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuse]

Soooooo. Here I am. Talking at weird technology. Alone. By myself. Yup! That is what I do.

[some angry tittering, and Pabu the fire ferret runs up Bolin's shoulder and shoves his nose in Bolin's ear.]

Eesh, sorry buddy, sorry! I didn't mean alone alone.

[a pause, as man and fire ferret stare at each other. then Bolin faces the camera again.]

I am lost and confused and apparently I missed a few huge details in the time it took me to travel from where I was to where I am. I might be damaged goods.

Help.

Comments

xDDDD

[worldofourown]

I'll take that as a no.

Know what zoophilia is?

whyyyyyyyyyyy

[zipperbent]

[ACTUALLY IT WAS A YES!!!!!!!!!]

For some reason, I don't think I want to.

He's ebil, sobsob ;w;

[worldofourown]

The first step to recovery is admitting the problem, my animal-loving friend.

Otherwise this place will keep you forever. It collects your sort.

OH MY GOD KARL ALSDFJALDF

[zipperbent]

Whoa, wait just a minute. No, more than a minute. Are you suggesting I have illicit affairs with animals? Did you seriously go there?

I apologize for his awful ;w;

[worldofourown]

Illicit?

*Hardly*. The two of you seem very much open. I laud your bravery. But it just means they'll increase the measure of your sentence here.

/FACE IN HANDS

[zipperbent]

Wow. Wooooooow. I'm kind of speechless. Which doesn't happen often.