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[pratful]

[ a strange text appears across Arthur's screen, scrolling with interminable slowness through the words. ]

Hear ye, Hear ye, Hear ye!

The Royal Prince Arthur Pendragon of Camelot wishes the following to be known.




He is lonely.

[ and then the feed mysteriously clicks off only to be replaced with a vision of Arthur taping photocopied posters of the same message to a certain lamp post, unaware of the shaky recording as his phone starts to work it's way out of his upper pocket.

Perhaps the phone felt sorry for the lamp post, under appreciated that it is, perhaps it's the lamppost feeling sorry for Arthur. Either way, Arthur certainly had not planned to get caught quite like this! ]

Comments

[mightbeconcussed]

Well, it's loaded with carbs but not really? I just think this is way better.

[Arthur, you should never believe anything Lucy says. She just makes things up.]

[pratful]

And what's wrong with carbs? [ he takes another sip of that coffee, letting it roll across his tongue. He has no reasons to doubt her, however. So believe her he shall! ]

[mightbeconcussed]

Occasionally, nothing but every day full of carbs, they'll go straight to your butt. No one wants a carb-y butt.

[Oh she likes that very much.]

[pratful]

I'll have to take your word for it, I'm afraid. I'm not at all sure what these... carb things are.

[mightbeconcussed]

You know, bread and rice and cake [Cake...is not exactly a carb but Lucy isn't exactly accurate either.]

[pratful]

So why didn't you just say that? [ you're a strange creature Miss Lucy. A strange creature indeed. ]

[mightbeconcussed]

because carbs is a lot shorter and quicker. [duh. Strange is being kind]

[pratful]

[ he sighs and rubs at his eyes ] At least use language I can understand. [ it's all brand new to him you know. He doesn't understand half of what goes on here as it is! ]

[mightbeconcussed]

[She scrunches up her nose.] Sorry. I didn't mean to lose you so completely.

[pratful]

[ he shakes his head ] It's my own fault. I've been neglecting my studies. [ and studies they are too. After that woeful lesson with Rhoedy on technology, Arthur had to admit he knew absolutely nothing about this world.

It sucks. ]