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[pratful]

[ a strange text appears across Arthur's screen, scrolling with interminable slowness through the words. ]

Hear ye, Hear ye, Hear ye!

The Royal Prince Arthur Pendragon of Camelot wishes the following to be known.




He is lonely.

[ and then the feed mysteriously clicks off only to be replaced with a vision of Arthur taping photocopied posters of the same message to a certain lamp post, unaware of the shaky recording as his phone starts to work it's way out of his upper pocket.

Perhaps the phone felt sorry for the lamp post, under appreciated that it is, perhaps it's the lamppost feeling sorry for Arthur. Either way, Arthur certainly had not planned to get caught quite like this! ]

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[awildhulkling]

I - [ A smile. ]

Sure? [ What harm could it do? ]

[pratful]

I'll expect to see you first thing in the morning then. Do you have a bow? [ you may well live to regret this ]

[awildhulkling]

No.

[ Oh god, what has he done? ]

[pratful]

[ a heroic thing, that's what. ]

Hmm... Very well. I'll see what we have to spare. Can I catch your name?

[awildhulkling]

It's Teddy. Well, Theodore, but call me Teddy.

[pratful]

Very well, Theodore. I'll make a man out of you yet.

((ooc: pft, we can handwave the lessons if you like. Or assume Theodore never showed. Just let me know which! And sorry for roping him into it. Arthur has a mind of his own.))

[awildhulkling]

[ He's barely resisting the urge to start singing songs from Mulan. ]

(( ooc: I'm easy. Maybe we can handwave it and next time Teddy can be like, BOY I AM SUPER GLAD WE DID NOT KILL BAMBI. It would upset him. ;; ))

[pratful]

[ good man. He'd start to think you're daft. ]

((ooc: excellent! I can't wait. And Bambi is all good and well but when it comes to food on the table, you just gotta do it! but we'll sacrifice thumper for that instead ))