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[superbeast]

[ Agito walks (or, more like waddles) across the bathroom floor, eye half-closed, shoulders slumped, back slouched, and-- well, not awake yet. He makes his way all the way across the bathroom without tripping or falling on anything, manages to open the shower door and take the step up into it, but he’s still dressed. A fact that goes entirely unnoticed as a hand raises up, turns the knob up, and stands under the water for about half a minute before-- ]

FUCK THAT’S COLD!! [ He turns it in the opposite direction, and moves his hand down to try and peel off the shirt he was wearing. Moves to-- but doesn’t, since his attention instead turns to Akira. ] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, IDIOT?!

[Laughing, that's what he was doing the moment Agito realized what was going on. The feed goes a bit shaky for a few seconds as he does so--because Agito was too amusing not to capture--before it disconnects.]

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[sixwinged]

[ what are you doing what is that camera what is your face, Akira. hint: it's about to be punched in, because Agito's moving out of the shower, over to where Akira is, and-- moving his fist towards Akira's nose. ]

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[superbeast]

[he could let that punch land, but there's a possibility it'll cut his laughter short-- so he quickly shifts to the side (it helps that he was all but doubling over from laughing) so all Agito hit was his shoulder.]

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[merespark]

Thank god he was dressed.

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[superbeast]

yes yes, your eyes are safe at least one more day.

[merespark]

You should be more careful of what you film.

[superbeast]

i'll try, but sometimes these devices just seem to have a mind of their own.

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[sixwinged]

[ at least it hits his shoulder. except Akira, your muscles are really hard and Agito's hands are really tiny. he pulls it back after the punch connects, and instead-- tugs off the shirt, to shove it in Akira's face. ]

I'm going to kill you for this later, fuck!

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[superbeast]

[--blinks curiously at that shirt for a second before reaching out to take it. at least his laughter's calming down, despite the huge grin on his face.]

Oh, come on. It was funny!

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[sixwinged]

IT WAS NOT FUNNY!

[ GRABBING ANOTHER SHIRT AND SHIT. he is not awake yet and you're rude Akira. ]

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[superbeast]

A little funny? And a bit dangerous, really-- sleepwalking.

[HE IS NOT RUDE he is even tossing that wet shirt into the dryer for you, jerk.]

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[sixwinged]

[ recording him while he's waking up, rude. you'd better put that shirt in the dryer, because it is now Akira's fault it is wet. ]

[ also, he'll just be over here, throwing Akira's sheets all over. revenge, bitch. until he's fully awake, this will do. ]

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[superbeast]

[he is, and once the shirt is successfully in the dryer he goes to find Agito-- messing with his bed. rude. bad hamster.]

... What are the chances you're just rearranging those into a neater pattern?

[errandry]

Better take him down now, he's weakest when he's just waking up!

[superbeast]

Would that count? It almost feels too easy.

[sixwinged]

I'll kill you next.

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[sixwinged]

Zero percent.

[ --and throwing a pillow out the window. ]

[errandry]

It's this or letting him go after you full-power later.

[errandry]

Hey, I'm just telling him how not to die!

[superbeast]

... Good call. Thanks.

[sixwinged]

Your commentary isn't necessary.

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[superbeast]

--Hey!! That's too much!

[errandry]

Good luck! Might wanna sleep with your back to a wall too.

[errandry]

'Cause you don't want witnesses for when you bury the body?

[superbeast]

He's usually over there. Bolt all your doors and windows at night so he can't get out.

[errandry]

I dunno, man, I get the feeling he's not gonna be coming back tonight.