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Alright, you dumbasses. I have a few simple rules here.

[He blows smoke out at the screen.]

1. Don't piss me off. I will shoot you in the damn face.
2. Litter and I shoot you in the damn face.
3. Keep the volume down or I will shoot you in the face.
4. Be a jackass and I will shoot you in the face.
5. Touch my family and I will kill you.

Not get the hell out of my City as fast as possible. I didn't invite you so you're not welcome here, you pieces of shitty trash.

[ooc: Open to anything 4th wall related! Enjoy! (I know I'm a couple minutes early but oh well.)]

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Saying not to do something is just going to make others want to do it!

I will shoot you on principle.

[ watch, as Nike lifts the can of juice in his hand high up--

then drops it down onto the floor. ]

That's one.

[Nike. He's going to hunt you down. He doesn't even care about the littering.

He just hates you.]

That got boring quickly.

--ah! Is Gazelle here?

Go die, shithead.

Did you get extensions?

Edited 2012-06-30 07:02 (UTC)

You're dead.

What was that? I couldn't hear you over all of these empty threats.

That wasn't a threat. That was your future.

A fortune teller? -- no, a time traveler.

That'd explain all the wrinkles.

You're still a blind shit faced brat too.

Hahaha! I think I may have broken that third rule when I found myself falling into a fountain just a while ago. Someone should have told me this is what hell would be like.