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[yourbestguysgun]

[ An amused Brooklyn accent filters through the device with the vaguest rasp of sound. ]

You should all be super glad I didn't get hit with the curse yesterday. New York'll never forget the summer I poisoned the entire block. Jenny Simpson never spoke to me again, broke my little eight year old heart. [ A rumble of a laugh. ] Oh, the good ol' days.

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[punchedhitler]

[Shrug.]

That's what Fury says, too.

[yourbestguysgun]

Coulson's cat?

[punchedhitler]

No, the Colonel who the cat is named for.

[yourbestguysgun]

Oh. Well, that's good to know, 'cause I was thinking maybe the future was weirder'n I'd assumed.

[punchedhitler]

It still is, probably.

[yourbestguysgun]

From the crap Clint spouts, yeah, probably.

[punchedhitler]

I don't know Clint very well, to be honest.

[yourbestguysgun]

He's kinda crazy, not gonna lie.

[punchedhitler]

He's an asset. Like I was, I guess.

[yourbestguysgun]

He's not that bad, I guess.

[punchedhitler]

It's nice that you like someone.

[yourbestguysgun]

Hey, I like people.

[ Or not. ]

[punchedhitler]

Sometimes.

[yourbestguysgun]

A little? [ Laughing. ] Okay, so I hate people.

[punchedhitler]

[Steve shakes his head]

You don't, really. You just don't like people very much.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Leaning back. ] Most people are dumb.

[punchedhitler]

Glad I passed the test, then.

[yourbestguysgun]

Yeah, you're dumb, but a different kind.

[punchedhitler]

[And a light push.]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Laughing. ] Punk.