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eight drinks

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[Peter is barechested, with just a touch of makeup and the tightest leather pants he owns. He's also cleaned up, so you can tell he's dressed for the occasion.]

When life gives you lemons... grab the vodka.

Or better yet, come on down to the Master of Lemonade, where all the work's been done for you! Grab a glass, kick back, and relax.

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Halloween already?

It doesn't need to be Halloween to enjoy this delicious beverage!

What if it was Lent?

What fucking difference would that make?

I see; not at all religious.

Fuck no. If I believed in religion, I would be in hell.

[ Every time he sees Peter, the Doctor feels a little superior to his tenth self. It is a terrible impulse. ]

Quite the salesman.

How many cups would you like?

Absolutely none. But it's still a good show.

Oh come on, you can at least try one. It's a refreshing summertime beverage!

I'm not one much for vodka.

It doesn't taste like vodka. It tastes like lemonade! Lemonade that will get you wasted.

No chance of that, I'm afraid. My biology isn't quite the same as a human's. It's just a bad taste to me.

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You look stupid and more like you're trying to sell porn than Hard Lemonade.

How would you know what porn looks like?

It's what happens when you type an internet address wrong. You learn things and end up on the weird part of youtube.

Kids your age shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

I can handle anything the internet dishes out. Can you?

Kid, the internet can't handle me.

That is a terrible waste of vodka.

[He's going to come rescue any, if Peter hasn't used it all.]

Oh fuck you. Vodka's flavorless piss that's only good for mixing with shit. I've fucking elevated the stuff.

No. Say that again and we may have an altercation.

[He leans forward]

Vodka. Is flavorless. Piss.

[Video is RAGEQUIT.

Chekov is looking for you, Peter. Who knows what he'll do when he finds you.]

[Peter is whistling cheerfully as he pours some more vodka into a glass of lemonade. Since there are no customers around, he drinks it himself.]

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