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Neil McCormick, the Bottomless Black Hole ([personal profile] skintoskin) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-06-27 04:52 pm

Lemonade is for kids...

[Neil looks delighted when he settles in front of the screen. In front of him on the table, immediately in front of the device, is a row of lemons. They looks like... lemons, only with faces carved into the peel. They're not bad, considering the sculpter, but... why not lemonade?]

So! I decided that the lemonade market was probably sour with stands trying to hawk homemade crap and trying a different approach was needed.

[He taps each little lemon-face-thing on the head - obviously very proud of his labours - as he says:]

Each of these guys is an original, Neil McCormick special. Anyone interested in owning one?