[ AUDIO ]

[signatures]

Sunday was certainly eventful for the lot of you, wasn't it? Ghosts, visions, hallucinations... Seems we've quite the penchant for collecting the supernatural from time to time. Has anyone tried the occasional drizzle of holy water? Future wards, blessings, or the sort? I used to own a few evil eyes, but they turn into tourist trinkets the moment you leave Turkey, I think.

Someone could make a killing with offering exorcisms. Next Father's Day, maybe. Just a thought.

Bes-

[ He pauses. ]

Ariadne, did you put glitter in the milk?

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audio;

[boutant]

Why would I put glitter in the milk?

audio;

[signatures]

I don't know your goals.

[feycarved]

Already tried my banishments on 'em. Didn't do a damn thing.

Frankly I'd rather be the hell out of this place before waiting for next year to come around.

[signatures]

[ Oh. Well, go figure. ]

We can't always get what we wish for. For free, anyway.

[rattusinfidus]

It's pretty, at least?

[Yes, Peter, because that's comforting.]

[signatures]

It's not attractive to the taste, though.

[ B( ]

audio;

[boutant]

That's not one of them.

[feycarved]

An' if wishes were horses... [Elijah snorts, sounding much like he's been through this song and dance before and would rather not do it again.]

Ain't nothin's been workin' to get rid of any of these damn sparkles, neither. The hell kind of curse is this?

audio;

[signatures]

Good to know.

You ought to fetch us another bottle on your way back.

audio;

[boutant]

I can do that. Hopefully it won't get full of glitter before I get it to the house.

audio;

[signatures]

I'll be checking the seal, by the by.

[signatures]

Beggars would ride, isn't it.

Fathers or glitter - take your pick of the basket. It certainly doesn't stand up to the time where everything turned into beer.

[feycarved]

That's right.

[And then he sighs.]

Guess I'd take the glitter. [A pause.] I'd take the beer over either any time, though.

voice;

[hexuality]

We have a ghoul in our house back home. Did I ever tell you that?

[rattusinfidus]

So don't drink it anymore.

[Oh, the humanity bad comedy.]

audio;

[boutant]

I'm not going to be drinking from it on the way back.

[ When no one else is around in the safety of the kitchen... that's another story. ]

audio;

[signatures]

I'm more worried about the mysterious sparkles or bubbles getting into it than you abandoning your hygiene.

[signatures]

Oh, excellent. Seems like you're in it with the rest of us, yeah?

Though the glitter isn't so bad. It's just when it starts to end up on the toilet papers and the milk that it's a bit too much.

[signatures]

If I stopped touching everything the City cursed, I'd not even have a cardboard box to live in, at this point.

voice;

[signatures]

No, but now I know never to visit your house.

[synanthrope]

No sign of your own father?

audio;

[boutant]

Well, if I'm not opening to drink from it, it should be safe.

audio;

[signatures]

[ PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER... ]

So you drank directly from the jug earlier today.

[signatures]

Luckily, I was spared that heart attack.

[ Spoilers: yes B( ]

[synanthrope]

It seems you were alone.