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[shall_yield_us]

And now, children, have we learned our lesson on discretion?

Never give confession to an audience whom you can't blackmail later.

I believe they call this - what was it? Elementary.

As elementary as the instinct to give the lie to the liar's tongue, when it's spoken.

So, to that purpose: have we many... children here? Without their dear mothers and papas and ever so distraught for the absence of the blood of their blood? I've a task for a few poor, wretched, hopeless, true orphans.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

No.

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[shall_yield_us]

No?

[one_that_leads]

Children, Lord Rosiel?

[shall_yield_us]

It's not as if I'll eat them. That's for another witch and another tale.

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[bedsidemanners]

We're nearly all orphaned here.

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[shall_yield_us]

...Raphael, my congratulations in earnest. I did not think you could escort yourself the way of further drama.

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[worldofourown]

...What sort of task?

[shall_yield_us]

The task of my choosing.

...I've grown wary of your privacy. Speak plainly.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I hate kids.

Also, it's common fucking sense. Don't say shit you don't want people to know about.

[shall_yield_us]

And exactly how many bastards by your name?

[auguria]

[Leave the babbus alone, Rosiel. Jast is here to look at you equal parts concerned and disapproving.]

Why children?

[shall_yield_us]

Why question me?

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[sympathyforme]

Not making your own anymore?

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[shall_yield_us]

My own orphans?

Perhaps I've run out of parents to butcher.

[doeswhathewants]

Collecting young orphans? Well. That hardly sounds suspicious.

[shall_yield_us]

Why, darling: they're for you.

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[indecent_butterfly]

What use is discretion to the foolish? Or the shameless?

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[shall_yield_us]

Why, it's the first step towards learning how to lie.

[oceantrauma]

My parents are still alive, just not here. I'm not an orphan.

[shall_yield_us]

But - technically. Locally. For the time. You are an orphan...

[beyourarmy]

You do realize you looking for kids is just damn creepy, right?

[shall_yield_us]

...what on earth and the hell beyond it happened to our not speaking, why are you ever poor at it.

[signatures]

Think of the children.

[shall_yield_us]

...oh, I just did.

But my, Mr. Eames: you're to tell me you're no struggling orphan yourself?

[valentineluke]

More like high school.

I am neither.

[shall_yield_us]

You're very certain?

[othersdie]

You're not the best parental figure.

[shall_yield_us]

...I do take offence, I raised a son perfectly.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I had fun with that curse.

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[shall_yield_us]

When and how and why?