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[orangetoughguy]

[There's still about an hour to go until midnight when this anonymous entry shows up on the network. It's the three most important words a guy can say:]

im a cop

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[thenormalsquint]

And?

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[worldofourown]

Oh dear. Someone get the flaming torches and pitchforks.

ANON

[pinkeffinprofessional]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

anoning for a little more 8(

[orangetoughguy]

what do you mean and?

text; anon

[orangetoughguy]

har dee fucking har har

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[worldofourown]

We'll chase you through rivers and forests, sir. You will not escape.

[thenormalsquint]

I mean, that's it? You're a cop. Okay, nothing bad there. Have you done something bad as a cop?

ANON

[orangetoughguy]

what

ANON

[pinkeffinprofessional]

cops.

anon for now

[boutant]

i thought people were asking for advice today

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[orangetoughguy]

no

[orangetoughguy]

yeah

[orangetoughguy]

no

text; anon

[orangetoughguy]

thats frankenstein

[thenormalsquint]

it's either or. it can't be both.

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[worldofourown]

Savage dimwitted monster. Cop.

Same difference.

ANON

[orangetoughguy]

and

anon

[orangetoughguy]

nobodys supposed to know what do you make of that

ANON

[pinkeffinprofessional]

are you a secret cop? the kind that fucks up everything? i fucking hate cops.

[orangetoughguy]

its a long story

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[orangetoughguy]

an asshole who hates pigs okay whats new

ANON

[orangetoughguy]

fucks everything up for the cops or?

[thenormalsquint]

you're anonymous here. we have time.

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[worldofourown]

Glad you came out with it, in any case.

Sharing unburdens the soul. The suffering, tormented, weighed down cop-soul.

ANON

[pinkeffinprofessional]

everyone! everyone gets fucked over by the fucking cops. didn't you see touch of evil?