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[godlyendowment]

So is it always a bad idea to send a lady pictures of your penis, or are there times where that tactic can actually work?

A friend wants to know. Not me. Honest.

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[doeswhathewants]

Ew what kind of perverts are in this city! Mister, children are reading this.

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[godlyendowment]

It's not as if I was saying I'd send children pictures with such sick intent.

And really, is it so bad for children to hear the word 'penis'?

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[doeswhathewants]

No, but it is bad for us children to hear about your sexting habits. Oh. I mean ....your friend's sexting habits.

That is very nearly encouraging the moral decay of society.

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[godlyendowment]

Actually, I'd argue that the tyrannical puritanical tendencies of modern society are structured to shame people and keep them uneducated and dim-witted.

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[doeswhathewants]

Ah- It seems my attempt at trolling has failed.

But, I would agree with you. Modern society is structured to drain all creativity and soul out of people. It starts with school and truancy laws, in my opinion.

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[indecent_butterfly]

Do tell your friend to send one and this One will tell you if it works or not.

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[bedsidemanners]

I think that's a bit crude.

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[godlyendowment]

I leave trolling to Thor and his frosty giants!

[A short moment where he chuckles at his own joke.]

And while ancient society was not exactly wonderful, there are some improvements over the way things were. Pizza rolls, for example.

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[godlyendowment]

Well perhaps I should get your name first? For my friend, of course.

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[doeswhathewants]

[This guy knows Thor? Perhaps he is an Avenger? And he spoke of ancient society...]

What did you say your name was again?

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[sixwinged]

That's disgusting.

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[godlyendowment]

Crude things can still get the job done. But you think it is a bad idea?

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[godlyendowment]

My friend keeps it quite clean, actually.

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[indecent_butterfly]

One is called Mad Hatter. And your...friend's name?

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[sixwinged]

KEEP THE DETAILS TO YOURSELF, SHITHEAD!

FUCK I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT

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[sixwinged]

SENDING IT IS GROSS.

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[godlyendowment]

I am Hercules! Lion of Olympus and Prince of Power!

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[godlyendowment]

[Hercules opens his mouth for a second, obviously not sure what to use as a cover story.]

...Bruce. His name is Bruce.

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[godlyendowment]

I think your capslock key is broken.

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[sixwinged]

I think your face is about to be broken in.

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[indecent_butterfly]

Then do inform Bruce, One is waiting.

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[doeswhathewants]

Ah! So many heroes in this city. Do you intend to slay the deities and send everyone back to their rightful places? Are you working with the Avengers? ....is it true you don't wear anything under that skirt? Don't answer that last one. It's weird.

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[bedsidemanners]

Generally speaking. But does the girl seem like she'd be into it?

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[godlyendowment]

Your mom is about to be broken in.

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[godlyendowment]

Ah, that's the real question.

I wasn't actually planning on doing it, I was mainly trying to get second opinions. I have not yet met a lady I would think to do such with.

I mean, my friend hasn't.