action;

[punchedhitler]

[He had to go out at some point - mostly to get clothes, but also to run errands like food and walk the dog and finally meet Bucky up at the Blue Light for when Bucky gets off his shift.

He can't believe he's wearing a dress, but that's all Rosella had to lend him, so a dress is what he's wearing. He supposes in this body it's not so bad, right?

He hopes, anyway. This dress shows off a lot of his legs. Luckily he's not wearing heels, too. ]




[ooc: action only please, but feel free to meet him out and about or even at the Blue Light! Hit on him, come on, you know you want tooooo]

Comments

[ironmanic]

[MEAN.]

Not a fan of technology, are you?

[It's not tin. Or even iron. God people. BRUCE WOULD UNDERSTAND WHERE IS HE.]

[miss_america]

I like progress just fine. I was in New York when the aliens attacked, you know.

[SIP DRINK.]

[ironmanic]

[Huh.]

Well, since you seem to already know who I am- can I get a name, Miss-?

[And now Tony finally asks for the lady's name.]

[miss_america]

I want to see how long it takes you to forget my face, first.

[ironmanic]

Is this some weird new evolved form of playing hard to get?

[miss_america]

Do you think I'm playing?

[ironmanic]

Do you like women instead?

[Hot.]

I can never tell.

[miss_america]

I don't think that's really any of your business, Mr. Stark.

[ironmanic]

Hey, I don't judge. And please, call me Tony.

[miss_america]

That's nice to know.

Are you going to offer me a drink?

[ironmanic]

[Wow way to use him for his money Steve.]

Well, since you asked so nicely.

[He motions for the bartender, sliding a colored coin his way.]

Whatever the lady wants.

[miss_america]

A Roy Rogers, please.

[It's non-alcoholic it can't be that expensive.]

Thank you, Tony.

[ironmanic]

The pleasure is mine.

[Another coin]

And a scotch on the rocks.

[miss_america]

[Omnomnomnom cherry is eaten first, popped into his mouth]

I saw you fall in yesterday, too.

[ironmanic]

Yeah, that. Doesn't happen usually. Only when it involves portals.

[miss_america]

I believe you.

[ironmanic]

[Hmm.]

Did you get here the same time I did?

[Squint. She looks really, really familiar.]

[miss_america]

Before you did.

[ironmanic]

[And okay now he's just. Kind of staring. In a thoughtful way not a "wow you're hot" way.]

[miss_america]

[Driiiiiiiink]

[ironmanic]

[and Tony is sending Steve a text:

do you have any siblings??]

[miss_america]

[And his phone goes off. He looks down the phone, which is on the bar, because he doesn't a: have pockets or b: a purse. He reaches for it and checks and-

Seriously. He closes the phone and sets it back down.]

[ironmanic]

Oh my god.

[Steve you're a woman.]

What- do I call you Captainess America now? Stephanie?

Wow, this is awkward. Did you really have to make this so awkward? That was uncalled for. Completely uncalled for.

[miss_america]

Steve is fine, Tony.

[ironmanic]

All right, Stephanie.