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[punchedhitler]

[He had to go out at some point - mostly to get clothes, but also to run errands like food and walk the dog and finally meet Bucky up at the Blue Light for when Bucky gets off his shift.

He can't believe he's wearing a dress, but that's all Rosella had to lend him, so a dress is what he's wearing. He supposes in this body it's not so bad, right?

He hopes, anyway. This dress shows off a lot of his legs. Luckily he's not wearing heels, too. ]




[ooc: action only please, but feel free to meet him out and about or even at the Blue Light! Hit on him, come on, you know you want tooooo]

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[miss_america]

[Hercules.

Hercules what.]

Did you learn that off Thor?

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[godlyendowment]

[He laughs, a jolly sort of laugh. And then he winks.]

Thor learned most of what he knows of women from me. He's... the cover band of godly lovers, if you catch my meaning.

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[miss_america]

I don't know what that means.

[He adjusts his breasts a bit here]

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[godlyendowment]

It means anything he can do, I can do better. And that includes a great many things. But I would not be so crass as to list them all. Unless you like that sort of thing.

[And after tearing his eyes away from looking directly at those readjusted breasts, he winks. Again.]

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[miss_america]

Please don't. Also, eyes up here, at my face, thank you.

[Man the Cap tone of voice comes out fast]

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[godlyendowment]

I could sense you were a lady of class.

[Hercules knows when to change tactics, and he's definitely one to pick up on tones of voice.]

Perhaps I can buy you a drink in apology?

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[miss_america]

I've had like four already.

Hercules, would you stop if I told you that you know me?

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[godlyendowment]

Do you want me to stop?

[His expression turns to one of concern, not of offense.]

I know that being the most beautiful girl in the room can bring unwanted attention, I do not mean to vex you.

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[miss_america]

Please?

I'm sure most girls would be flattered.

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[godlyendowment]

They usually are, this is true.

[A pause, as he then asks the question he realizes he forgot to ask.]

Wait, I know you?

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[miss_america]

....it's Steve.

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[godlyendowment]

[Hercules' face puckers a bit as he struggles to not grin or laugh. He eventually loses, but manages to only grin and not chuckle at his friends' state.]

Well then, I have to say this might be my favorite curse yet!

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[miss_america]

[He can't help but laugh a little at that]

At least it's someone's favorite.

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[godlyendowment]

Have you taken advantage of the situation at all?

[He strokes his beard in contemplation. And now that he knows he's talking to his bro, well, he doesn't feel the need to be on his best behavior.]

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[miss_america]

I've gotten about six Roy Rogers out of it. I don't know if that's taking advantage.

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[godlyendowment]

I meant more with the...

[He quite classily points to Steve's crotch.]

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[miss_america]

No.

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[godlyendowment]

What, not even by yourself?

[Hercules seems shocked. It'd be the first thing he would do, after all.]

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[miss_america]

Not even by myself.

[He can only talk about this with you because you are his bro, Herc.]

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[godlyendowment]

[Herc shakes his head but chuckles.]

That is a shame. But entirely like you.

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[miss_america]

Is that a compliment?

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[godlyendowment]

Of course. I think being like you is something many would consider much praise, fair Steve.

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[miss_america]

All right.

You don't have to call me fair Steve, though.

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[godlyendowment]

Right now, I'd like to call you a lot of things.

[And he laughs again. Because he's still overly amused.]

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[miss_america]

I appreciate your restraint.