bedsidemanners: on a heap upon the ground ([g] and everyone's just gone quiet)
Raphael ([personal profile] bedsidemanners) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-06-09 01:18 pm

[accidental video/optional action] let the organ-grinder go

[The feed opens onto... Raphael's bedroom, which at present has clothes and towels strewn around the floor. And, well, possibly a lab coat. And a nurse's cap.]

[There's a slim, pretty blonde only under half the covers, one arm lazily looped over a brunette's waist. Both are naked. The blonde shifts, starting to elbow the brunette in the ribs, mumbling softly--]


'S morning. Come on.

[There's a grumbling noise but not a lot of movement. Another shove.]

I have work in another--

[The brunette sits up grudgingly at the words, eyes widening as she stares at the other--]

[And then she starts screaming, prompting Raphael to offer up a rather annoyed, hateful look before glancing down... ]

[... and yanking the covers clear up to his neck as the arguing commences.]


--Shit, not a-- look, I'm not usually like this-- oh, damn it, just get dressed-- I'm sorry you didn't bring anything else to wear, no, I'll explain later--

[Or never at all, as the brunette, now at least wearing a bra and boyshorts, hurls a rather skimpy nurse's outfit in Raphael's direction, along with the cap for good measure, before snatching his lab coat and throwing it on. He's not protesting, either, fumbling to try and help her. She's long since off-camera by the time the clacking of her heels is heard, and the door slams. Raphael slumps back on the bed then, biting his lip, face-- surprisingly-- very red.]

[For a second he looks as though he might just curl back up under the covers, but then he sees the blinking red light of the device.]


... God.

[... Raphael raises a hand and the device's lens shatters a second before the feed goes black.]

(OOC: Sexswap. ... Backdated slightly to this morning. Raphael can best be found sulking in his room but will likely skulk around trying to buy clothes in the shops if you really want action there. Since he's only slightly short on clothes.)
gotashortfuse: (There Is No Stopping This)

video | gdi Fairy Queen!

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-06-09 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
.............


WHAT?!
shall_yield_us: (momentum)

video | : (

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, now. With me, Michael - why, dearest-darling Raphaella might even demonstrate: if they are excessively rotund lumps of fat above the belt-line, then they are...?
gotashortfuse: (Hold On A Sec!)

video | /dies

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-06-09 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That's...that's...

SHUT UP!
shall_yield_us: (la dee da)

video | /phoenix down

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, wrong. Again.
gotashortfuse: (Rawr!)

video | ilu...so much

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-06-09 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO ASKED YOU?
shall_yield_us: (still loling)

video | please do, I believe it gets worse

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The none. I ask you.
gotashortfuse: (Don't Get In The Way)

video | oh goooooood

[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-06-09 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop wording things all weird and shit!

[omg he can't find which end is up anymore]
shall_yield_us: (still loling)

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[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
We've all choices before us in our existence, Michael, and so here is yours for the time: you can either use your little skull and think of the right answer, or it will be provided to you with the help of a very familiar picture aid. I'm sure Raphael has the necessary provisions today.

Now, as I was saying: the unusual alteration that gives you a larger target on a woman's chest is called...?
gotashortfuse: (Too Many Words!)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-06-09 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god...why are there so many words...]
shall_yield_us: (entirely)

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[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
When one wants something so desperately, one pays.
shall_yield_us: (listen)

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[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...nothing, really, but I'll take an offer. I always take offers.
shall_yield_us: (peek)

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[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The point, purpose and value of threats lies with the caster's ability to deliver and to do so in a timely manner, Raphael. Do not take that path. You lack skill.

...but you're in luck. I might want for something.
shall_yield_us: (tyranny)

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[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...yes, of course you. It would not be Raphael's offer, if it didn't come with a thousand opportunities for him to rescind. At ease. I want a - no, let's we not lie and claim it simple. A straightforward thing.

You once denied me a sandstorm.
shall_yield_us: (literate)

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[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I ought to make you break your nails digging in dirt for it, but I'll ask instead for a whirlwind.
shall_yield_us: (offer)

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[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-06-09 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Some clapping is involved, but - ]

...no. I'll want it done before my eyes, my hands. I'll want to touch it. It can be your debt to me.

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