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[The feed opens on a rather disgruntled-looking young lady, rather tall and a bit on the thin side, clutching closed the neck of what appears to be a men's dressing gown with one hand and holding onto her device with the other.]

Is this another example of the City's nonsense? Have other people found their wardrobes completely switched out with something wholly inappropriate?

[She stalks over to the closet and flings it open, turning the camera to face it. Indeed, the closet is filled with neatly tailored three-piece suits in various shades of black, grey, blue, and brown, sweater vests, button-down shirts, and a spinning tie rack, on which the ties are not only organized by color, but may actually be organized by pattern within each color.

Clara turns the camera back to herself, looking quite annoyed.]

Whoever found themselves in possession of my clothes, please contact me immediately. Thank you.

[ooc: Meet Clara! Responses will be coming from coordinated.]

Comments

voice;

[coordinated]

I wouldn't be happy if I found out someone I didn't know was wearing my clothes. I suppose I would understand, due to the City's tricks, but I wouldn't be pleased.

voice;

[prosopopoeia]

Possessive and controlling, I see.

voice;

[coordinated]

I simply like to know what's happening to my property. I hardly think that's a negative characteristic.

voice;

[prosopopoeia]

Eet depends upon zhe nature of zhe property and eets relative import in zhe [How do you say?] grand scheme of things.

voice;

[coordinated]

So if I went out and did something really awful whilst wearing your clothes, you'd be all right with that?

[HUFFY.]

voice;

[prosopopoeia]

Yes, and eef you were to stain zhem I would simply throw zhem out.

voice;

[coordinated]

You wouldn't be bothered at all by someone ruining the clothes you paid good money for?

[How nice to be able to afford such extravagances.]

voice;

[prosopopoeia]

Irritated, but no further. My priorities are not so... trivial.

voice;

[coordinated]

And what is so much more important than the way you present yourself to the world?

voice;

[prosopopoeia]

My work and contributions to eet.

voice;

[coordinated]

Of course, but people will only take you and your work so seriously if you don't present yourself properly.

voice;

[prosopopoeia]

[Qurl, please.]

Zhe Nobel committee thought differently.

voice;

[coordinated]

Whom?

voice;

[prosopopoeia]

[Sigh. She shouldn't have bothered.

Annual zhey give international awards in culture and science.

voice;

[coordinated]

I've never heard of them. They must be Mug -

- oh, that is, non-magical honors.

voice;

[prosopopoeia]

Science.

[She says this witheringly. She... is rather frustrated by the concept of magic.]