poly_chromatic | 12 → [video]

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harry potter - percy weasley

12 → [video]

[The feed opens on a rather disgruntled-looking young lady, rather tall and a bit on the thin side, clutching closed the neck of what appears to be a men's dressing gown with one hand and holding onto her device with the other.]

Is this another example of the City's nonsense? Have other people found their wardrobes completely switched out with something wholly inappropriate?

[She stalks over to the closet and flings it open, turning the camera to face it. Indeed, the closet is filled with neatly tailored three-piece suits in various shades of black, grey, blue, and brown, sweater vests, button-down shirts, and a spinning tie rack, on which the ties are not only organized by color, but may actually be organized by pattern within each color.

Clara turns the camera back to herself, looking quite annoyed.]

Whoever found themselves in possession of my clothes, please contact me immediately. Thank you.

[ooc: Meet Clara! Responses will be coming from

coordinated.]

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He must be. Everything has to be somewhere; even Vanished objects don't stop existing.

Hmm.

[She looks off the the side, thinking, but she can't seem to keep her head still and it keeps bobbing, like she's dancing to music.]

Just keep an eye out for a guy in ladies' office wear, I guess.

Are you quite all right? You seem rather - energetic.

[Which is diplomatic talk for 'twitchy.']

What? Oh.

[She suddenly becomes aware at how much she's moving and she stops.]

I can't stop. I think it's a curse?

[Aaaaand she starts moving again.]

You poor dear. It's awful when curses affect your body, isn't it? I hate that feeling.

[...LOL IRONY.]

This is my first one.

[IF ONLY CLARA KNEW!]

I'm sure it could be worse.

[She gets up and starts pacing around the room.]

Things have been worse. I -

[...]

- knew of someone who was briefly turned into a horse.

[She caught that hesitation!]

Knew someone, huh? How did they deal with that?

As well as can be expected, I imagine. Considering - their circumstances.

Did they eat hay?

[This is kind of amusing, but educational too. What if it happens to her?]

No! They ate human food!

Okay, okay, I was just curious. I mean, shouldn't I prepare in case I get hit with equine-itis?

[Yes, it's a word. She just created it.]

I don't believe 'equine-itis' is a word.

Well maybe it could be here. It's a different dimension, right?

The rules of the English language haven't changed.

Maybe I'm speaking my Caster language, that happens to share some English words.

[From the expression on her face as she bounces around the room, it's probably clear she's just screwing with her.]

Including nonsensical ones?

Are you calling my people nonsensical?

I'm calling the idea of 'equine-itis' quite silly.

[She smirks, bounces up and down, and flops back on the bed, all while holding her camera at face level.]

Guess it is pretty silly.

[Then she gazes up at the ceiling before turning the camera around to film it. Words appear in black, like an invisible hand's writing them. A horse wouldn't find equinitis silly.]

How did you do that? Was that a Caster spell?

[Huh, that's weird. How does this person know that? Because obviously Lena has no idea this is Percy.]

...Yeah. Umm, have we talked before?

Of course we have, Miss Duchannes. I spoke to you when you first arrived in the City.

Oh! Uh, sorry, I met a lot of people that day and I'm having trouble remembering you.

Of course, I understand. Clara Weasley?