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[aperfectthird]

[The feed opens on a rather disgruntled-looking young lady, rather tall and a bit on the thin side, clutching closed the neck of what appears to be a men's dressing gown with one hand and holding onto her device with the other.]

Is this another example of the City's nonsense? Have other people found their wardrobes completely switched out with something wholly inappropriate?

[She stalks over to the closet and flings it open, turning the camera to face it. Indeed, the closet is filled with neatly tailored three-piece suits in various shades of black, grey, blue, and brown, sweater vests, button-down shirts, and a spinning tie rack, on which the ties are not only organized by color, but may actually be organized by pattern within each color.

Clara turns the camera back to herself, looking quite annoyed.]

Whoever found themselves in possession of my clothes, please contact me immediately. Thank you.

[ooc: Meet Clara! Responses will be coming from coordinated.]

Comments

[coordinated]

Yes! Or at least replaced them all with someone else's. I'm not very impressed.

[tinysky]

You should hire a detective! They'll find your clothes!

[coordinated]

That's a very good idea, thank you. I'm sure there's one in the City.

[tinysky]

With a big magnifyin' glass.

[coordinated]

And a deerstalker hat, isn't that right?

[tinysky]

There's a hat for stalking deer?

[coordinated]

Broadly, yes.