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[synanthrope]

There are a few matters on the agenda today. First off, I hope not too many people managed to suicide themselves off the side of a building while leaping towards a ledge in the middle of a backspring. I'm sure it looked...well, actually, I don't care how it looked, it would just have been a stupid, wasteful way to die.

Next: I always seem to be in need of extra help. But I've been short-staffed, and I'd like to hire another mechanic. Experience necessary, preferably with cars but I can train if you have mechanical experience with some form of engine.

Robert, we should probably talk.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I think a couple people ended up with sprains. I'm surprised it wasn't worse.

[Either that or you've caused and seen so much worse that you didn't notice it, Mindy. Hearing about the sprains was just chance.]

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[synanthrope]

What did you expect?

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Broken bones. Severely broken.

[Calm as anything about this.]

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[synanthrope]

How is a broken bone not severe?

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

They coulda ended up with missing limbs somehow. Or dead.

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[synanthrope]

That doesn't make a broken bone not severe.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I guess.

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[synanthrope]

You guess or you know?

[dignity_misery]

It would have amused me...

[Why didn't anyone fall to their death outside her window 8(]

[synanthrope]

Yes, I suspect it would have.

[dignity_misery]

I suppose you stayed in then. No acrobatics.

[synanthrope]

None. This isn't my kind of curse.

[dignity_misery]

'Your kind'?

[synanthrope]

Yes.

[dignity_misery]

[Sigh.]

Not enough people crying over each other?

[She didn't... quite mean to say it like that, and she frowns at herself for it.]

[synanthrope]

I didn't know crying was interesting to me. Go on.

[worldofourown]

[A stupid, wasteful way to die?]

Debatable.

I'd have applauded.

[synanthrope]

Someone dying?

[worldofourown]

Of course.

[synanthrope]

Callous.

[worldofourown]

Most are pathetic enough that it's warranted.

[synanthrope]

Really?

[worldofourown]

You disagree?

[synanthrope]

You tell me.

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[coyote_walking]

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