⇁ 009.

[pinwheeled]

[Judging by what the video has captured of his surroundings, it looks like Fischer has found his way to the zoo.]

Someone, anyone, I don't care who... [He also looks more determined than usual.] Someone needs to bring me a ladder. Or something. [He turns to look to his right and the camera turns with him, revealing that he's at the lion enclosure.]

I need to hug them.

[This could get ugly.]

Comments

video:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

That's a stupid idea. They're fucking lions. Are you trying to get yourself eaten?

video:

[pinwheeled]

I don't care, I have to—

[Wait a minute.]

How old are you?

video:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Eleven. And it's a lion. No one hugs lions and gets away unscathed except for lion tamers and even then, their chances of survival aren't the best.

video:

[pinwheeled]

[Eleven? Really?]

Like I said: I don't care.

I have to hug that lion.

video:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I just have one question for you, then.

[A pause and yes, this is a serious question.] Is your will up to date?

video:

[pinwheeled]

[He snorts. What kind of a question is that?]

It doesn't need to be.

video:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You're about to hug a lion, dumbass. I think having an updated will is needed, right about now.

[killerthighs]

Wow.

[pinwheeled]

What?

[killerthighs]

That's a pretty strange way to get your kicks, don't you think?

[pinwheeled]

What else would you suggest?

[beyourarmy]

I work with those guys! I wouldn't suggest that.

Find a stray DOMESTIC cat, you idiot!

[pinwheeled]

I don't see any of those around here, do you?

[beyourarmy]

They're outside of the zoo. Just leave the bigger ones be.

[pinwheeled]

I'm already here, though. I can't leave without hugging one.

[beyourarmy]

Yes, you can! It's not worth it! If they bite you, it could be really bad. This isn't like being scratched or bitten by one of the small ones.

[pinwheeled]

If it comes to that, I'll deal with it then.

[beyourarmy]

You're really going to be that stupid and persistent about this?

[pinwheeled]

I don't have a choice.

[beyourarmy]

Yes, you do! You can go find tamer cats to hug!

[He's going to be spying on this guy, ready to swoop in, just in case. Because, REALLY?]

judging...

[diastereomer]

you....

[diastereomer]

fischer.....

[diastereomer]

You may want to wait... twenty-four hours.

rude 8(

[pinwheeled]

I can't wait that long, not when I'm already here.

erry1 already knew this tho

[diastereomer]

Are you, per chance, friends with any medical doctors in The City?

8'(

[pinwheeled]

Why should I have to be friends with them?

[diastereomer]

Because you are going to have your limbs torn from your body if you attempt to climb in the lion pen. Perhaps a smaller feline would satisfy?

[notourist]

Mr Fischer. I do not think that is wise.

[pinwheeled]

Yeah, you and everyone else in the City.

[notourist]

Perhaps you should heed our advise.

[duplify]

[ Brows go up.]

You know...instead of a ladder you could ask someone to bring you a smaller cat to hug. One that probably won't try and make a move for a jugular?