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Hello Citizens

It is my duty to inform you that on your behalf, the deities of the City have completed the usual sacrifice. The chosen eight Citizens have been processed and the satisfaction of the forces has been reached.

Please note that the the new additions to the carousel should not be ridden without the proper paperwork.

In return for the sacrifice it is requested that everyone fill out the exemption form for next year. Misfiling this form will result in delays in the system.

Do not delay the system.

Thank you for your continued cooperation.

[ooc: There is no paperwork oocly, and icly you can choose to do it or not but it won't effect anything (it's just for fun if your character wants to bitch about a 30 page form) and there is no actual repercussion for riding the ponies without paperwork! There are, however, eight new additions to the carousel, four of which you may have met over the event! Your character is free to recognize them stuck forever as carousel ponies. The lady your character may have seen over the curse is no longer around.......

.....for now.]

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You require paperwork to ride that stupid carousel?

In triplicate.

I think not.

...sacrifice?

[Her voice cracks, repeating it.]

God. What have you done to them.

Sacrifices?

Immortalized.

Yes.

How much are they suffering for this? How many have you done this to?

That level of information requires Form C12993.

Choke on your bureaucracy. Answer me.

Don't we have enough deaths, and enough suffering without adding sacrifices on top of that?

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I do not have authorization to respond to hypotheticals.

Then what can you respond to?

To answer that I need form A73477-B.

Nothing of use, okay.

Edited 2012-06-01 05:13 (UTC)

Couldn't you have done it more pretty beautiful lovely?

Whoa, eight citizens for what? What sacrifice?

...the usual sacrifice?

Doubt it. It's Fice.

This is bullshit.

Edited 2012-06-01 12:56 (UTC)

I was too busy doing your paperwork.

The usual one.

Yes.

No, Citizen Charlie, bullshit is the excremental part of the consumed grass from the rear end of a bull.

Why are sacrifices being made?

Because they must.

That's not an explanation. That's a cop-out answer.

All information must come from the bureau. Please fill out form A73477-B to request authorization to fill out the appropriate paperwork.

What does that mean, exactly?

That doesn't explain a whole lot more than the first part.

No go. It's Fice.

Professor doctor scholar Lina knows even YOU have style.

BORING DULL HUM AND DRUM

Where are the files for fun?

Mousy Mouse Mouseeeeee

....these colleagues.

Ask the PROFESSOR.

Y-E-S.

It is a marker of affirmation.

Fact.

... Yeah, yeah. So—sacrifices for what?

...

[Haha.]

I meant the part about the sacrifice.

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