voice;

[plaide]

Gentlemen, calling your penis your wand is not cute, funny or attractive. Find a different term, and thank me for the advice later.

[ Minerva has been attempting to curb her desire to inform the citizens of the nameless city with her own tips and ideas. Responding to her may only feed this need to Sue Johanson everyone. ]

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[haring_to_go]

[ His Victorian sensibilities cannot handle this! ]

Well you can hardly call it by it's more crude terms in public, I assure you! Even though you just... did that.

[plaide]

Crude? Hardly. I'd rather be clinical than crass.

[haring_to_go]

[ clearing his throat ] Would you happen to be a doctor then, Ma'am?

[plaide]

Ah, no. I am simply a professor -- when dealing with children, I find it important to be delicate, but unshy on the subject.

[haring_to_go]

[ he relaxes, much more at ease now that things were set straight ]

So you're a professor at an all boy's school? I admire your tenacity for the job. It can't have been easy.