voice;

[plaide]

Gentlemen, calling your penis your wand is not cute, funny or attractive. Find a different term, and thank me for the advice later.

[ Minerva has been attempting to curb her desire to inform the citizens of the nameless city with her own tips and ideas. Responding to her may only feed this need to Sue Johanson everyone. ]

Comments

Voice;

[thedoe]

[Lily sounds amused mostly because she is.]

Professor, you'll only provoke them to make up more names for their penises you know.

Voice;

[plaide]

Lily Potter, I sincerely hope you wouldn't be making any up.

Voice;

[thedoe]

Professor McGonagall, whether I do or not, I'll assure you I'll keep my private life with James, private.

Voice;

[plaide]

Of course. But if you have questions my dear, please do not hesitate to ask someone. Even if you feel I'm too...close to you for comfort. I'm sure there are others you might ask.

Voice;

[thedoe]

[There's still a smile in Lily's voice when she answers.]

Of course, Professor but I hardly think it will be a problem as James is not here.