voice;

[plaide]

Gentlemen, calling your penis your wand is not cute, funny or attractive. Find a different term, and thank me for the advice later.

[ Minerva has been attempting to curb her desire to inform the citizens of the nameless city with her own tips and ideas. Responding to her may only feed this need to Sue Johanson everyone. ]

Comments

[intheblanks]

I'm a little impressed anyone with a penis comes to talk to a mistress about it. Wouldn't have happened at my school.

[plaide]

[ She's got to suppress the chuckle that's trying to break through. ]

It's hardly a discussion anyone wants to have, and more a discussion on how to proper behave around my female students. Fortunately we've found that speaking to an older woman on the subject is awkward enough to warrant more careful behavior regarding the matter.

[intheblanks]

There's a lot to be said for the merits of an older woman.

[Ahem.]

Tell them if they're not old enough to use the right word for it, they're not old enough to use it at all.

[plaide]

Coming from another, it might do some good. I fear I'd only receive rolled eyes in response to anything that doesn't provide a little shock.

[intheblanks]

I'm sure you can be imposing enough without shock tactics.