voice;

[plaide]

Gentlemen, calling your penis your wand is not cute, funny or attractive. Find a different term, and thank me for the advice later.

[ Minerva has been attempting to curb her desire to inform the citizens of the nameless city with her own tips and ideas. Responding to her may only feed this need to Sue Johanson everyone. ]

Comments

voice;

[duplicities]

I have little hope it ever will, but reminding them of their foolishness sometimes produces results.

voice;

[plaide]

My hope, failing that, is that the young ladies will resist falling for such tripe and perhaps hold themselves to a higher standard. It sounds like you've got your head in the right place, though. You always use a condom, correct? You're aware of the proper way to apply one?

voice;

[duplicities]

[ OH WHAT AN UNFORTUNATE TURN THIS CONVERSATION HAS TAKEN. ]

I do. I prefer to be cautious in my endeavors.

voice;

[plaide]

[ What do you mean? She is a professor she is informing the masses it is her professorly duty of course, wow. ]

Very encouraging to hear. If you find yourself in need of a demonstration or other help, please don't hesitate to contact me.

voice;

[duplicities]

A most kind offer, but I think I have things under control.

voice;

[plaide]

I'm very pleased to hear so.