withloadedguns: (My mule don't like people laughin')
[The Man With No Name] ([personal profile] withloadedguns) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-05-31 04:51 pm

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[Voice Post]
((Click, shuffle, rattle--the sound of hooves on dust and gravel. Not an altogether unusual set of sounds, given the source of this recording, if you recognize the Network presence. More clattering hooves. This seems to be a recording of the most accidental sort. But not surprisingly, perhaps. These seem to happen a lot with this one.

There are voices... Some low, rumbling laughter...

Apparently, the second half of yesterday's conversation is being continued... Except...is there more whinny in Our Man's voice than usual...?

Silence holds at first and then:))


Now if you'll apologize, like I know you're going to, I might just believe that you really didn't mean it.

((Silence again, but tense this time. Even if one can't see it, one can feel it: that's the feeling of a standoff...

It lingers--!

And then, the slightest of sounds: a shuffle, the sound of a hoof getting set properly into the ground, the movements of readiness... ... ...

The tension holds...

...and the recording snaps off again, as fast as it started up, and the sounds of all these horses and their strange arguments fall into true silence again as the device falls shut again in the same way it fell open: accidentally. And the recording ends with a--))

[//voice post ends]

[ooc: It would appear that there is a very tall pony in the City...wearing boots and a poncho (please pretend that green cape has the appropriate white pattern on it). Yes. The Man With No Name is, for today, the Brony With No Name. Have at him. He'll be trotting around all day, bein' a pony. Also, hee, happy birthday to The Man's PB, Clint Eastwood (my current celebrity crush, in case you didn't know).]
whatfriendshipcantbe: (doe a deer)

[personal profile] whatfriendshipcantbe 2012-05-31 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What just happened?
mindlessvandal: ({pony} stunned)

[personal profile] mindlessvandal 2012-05-31 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's apologising? I bet no one even knows what you're on about.
boutant: ([event] pony face)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-06-01 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Did you just kick someone?
boutant: ([event] pony body)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-06-01 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to assume that means "yes".
boutant: ([event] pony face)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-06-01 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Did they deserve it?
boutant: ([event] pony body)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-06-01 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So that's a yes.
boutant: ([event] pony face)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-06-01 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully he's learned his lesson, then.
boutant: ([event] pony body)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-06-02 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
... Where'd you kick him?
boutant: ([event] pony face)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-06-02 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
So not the leg.
Edited 2012-06-02 00:32 (UTC)
boutant: ([event] pony face)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-06-02 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ There are now pony giggles, accompanied by rustling feathers -- her wings like to get in on showing emotions. ]

Nice shot.
mindlessvandal: ({pony} oh hey check out my butt)

[personal profile] mindlessvandal 2012-06-05 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not. You have a bad habit of not using enough words.
mindlessvandal: ({pony} stop hitting me)

[personal profile] mindlessvandal 2012-06-05 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Have they even spoken to you since you put this up?
mindlessvandal: ({pony} arrogant son of a mare)

[personal profile] mindlessvandal 2012-06-06 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
There you go, then. You need to talk, man. It's for your own good.