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[flensing]

[Look, guys, this really isn't funny, but there seems to be a tan-colored pony entangled in the tarp-covering of a small blue tent. It seems part of the fabric has ripped, some of the support poles turning around at odd angles. She's managed to poke her head out into the open and stares at the camera mournfully.]

I... this is ridiculous...

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[flensing]

[She gives a weak little laugh.]

It was merely unfamiliar.

[noshiplikefriendship]

But you're okay now, right?

[flensing]

[A weak attempt at a smile.]

Yes, you have been very helpful.

[noshiplikefriendship]

I'm glad! I hope you don't have to work today.

[flensing]

I'm not certain yet. I should call and ask...

[How does one dial a phone with hooves...]

[noshiplikefriendship]

Maybe you should go over. My boss didn't believe I was a unicorn.

[flensing]

[Hey! That's almost an actual laugh.]

Yes, it would be easy to make up excuses.

[noshiplikefriendship]

Call in sick because you turned into a horse, at least that one's kind of creative.