First Target

[worldofviolentlyinsane]

Alright, I'm only gonna say this once.

Kidnapping? Really not the best way to get on my good side. So here's how this is gonna go. You tell me where we are, who YOU are, and just what you hope to get out of this little circus act and I promise to go easy on you.

Consider this my official "take me to your leader," 'cause everybody knows the one who actually does the hands-on work is never the one in charge.

Comments

[worldofviolentlyinsane]

Assuming someone didn't slip me something? Figured that out already, dude.

[captainfuckingmagic]

I think most of the people here would either not slip you something because they're selfish, don't have anything to slip, or would have told you they did it by now because they're assholes. I mean, thankfully the second category's a little bigger, but still.

[worldofviolentlyinsane]

So how often am I gonna have to worry about this...pony situation?

[captainfuckingmagic]

Hopefully just however often you run into them between now and midnight.