Where's my ink? - [open]

[skintoskin]

[Here's Neil again. He's read the latest network posts and seems a little ticked - and disappointed.]

Okay, what gives? My ass doesn't have anything on it! Why don't I have a tattoo? That'd be fuckin' cool...

Comments

[aperfectthird]

It's not something I care to do! And certainly not to someone I barely know!

[skintoskin]

You need to loosen up. I think your collar is too tight.

[aperfectthird]

[He's totally not checking his tie to make sure it's not too tight, Neil. Just saying. God.]

My collar is fine.

[skintoskin]

[Copious and extensive LOL!]

Wow, that was, like, a metaphor thing, not your actual collar.

[aperfectthird]

I knew that!

[no he did not.]

[skintoskin]

Uh-huh. What's your name, again?

[aperfectthird]

[SCOWL.]

Percy Weasley. And you are?

[skintoskin]

['Percy Weasley'? What the hell kinda cruel name is that?]

Uh, not Percy Weasley.

I'm Neil McCormick. Hi.