voice;

[cry_reaper]

[Filtered to Ken, poorly, everyone can read it.]

Darling, I'm on my way home, but I might stop off for a drink. I bloody well need one. And forgive me, love, but I won't be looking you in the eyes until midnight.

I've made that mistake far too many times today.

Can we just have a very quiet night?

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[hatesthefood]

A quiet night sounds good. Want me to go ahead and fix dinner?

[cry_reaper]

Sure, give me a better reason not to eat the bar food while I'm in. What did you have in mind?

[hatesthefood]

Bar food is so bad for you. Greasy and gross.

Dunno. Did you have something you're in the mood for? I'm easy.

[cry_reaper]

Something light? My head aches from this Gods' damned curse.

[hatesthefood]

I can do that.

So is that why you wouldn't look at me this morning?

[cry_reaper]

Well, it is a weekend and we were due... I thought it prudent not to take any chances.

Which was smart considering what happened when I stopped off for coffee.

[hatesthefood]

It's all good. Let's hope it's over at midnight.

What happened?

[cry_reaper]

It's hard to explain, I was looking into his eyes, and it was... it was like I was outside of myself and inside him. I knew him, what he longed for, what he truly was.

It was... intimate. Distressingly so.

[hatesthefood]

I wouldn't mind if you took a peek inside me.

[cry_reaper]

I don't have to, love, I already know you.

[hatesthefood]

Oh, I've lost my sense of mystery, huh? I'll have to see if I can surprise you sometimes.

[cry_reaper]

I look forward to it. In the meantime... do we have dessert? Maybe ice cream and fruit?

[hatesthefood]

I always have fruit around here and I think we have a little ice cream left. Chocolate syrup, too.

[cry_reaper]

Well, that's desert planned at least.

[hatesthefood]

I can handle the rest.

[cry_reaper]

Good. Do we have any movies? We could eat and relax. I could use some relaxing.

[hatesthefood]

Pretty sure we do. Would a comedy work? Chick flicks aren't really my style.

[cry_reaper]

Something adventurous and magical?

He's trying to be cute here.

[hatesthefood]

Are explosions magical enough?

Awwww, she's amused.

[cry_reaper]

Depends, darling, why are things exploding?

[hatesthefood]

... bombs?

and now she's teasing

[cry_reaper]

Magic bombs?

Which he loves XD

[hatesthefood]

Bomb bombs.

They're pretty magical if done right.

And yet she's not quite tossing in the towel

[cry_reaper]

I don't think so.

Didn't we have something with rings and short people? I liked that one, can we watch that?

[hatesthefood]

The Lord of the Rings? Yeah, we still have it. Magic and fighting.

Nice compromise.

Pretty elf chick in there, too.

YOU SAW NOTHING

[cry_reaper]

The king was handsome, too, if I remember. Rugged, good with a sword. He had a noble steed as well.

UH HUH

[hatesthefood]

I'm pretty rugged, but I don't have a horse.

NOTHING

[cry_reaper]

No, you don't. But you're equally good with blades, and you always bring me the perfect flowers, so I guess you're about even.

DID SO

[hatesthefood]

About

You know, you're better than the elf chick.

DID NOT

[cry_reaper]

I know that. I don't think she's ever had sex, she's likely very boring.

DID SOOOOOOO

[hatesthefood]

I'm betting she's pretty flexible, though. Might make up for the virgin thing.

DID NOOOOOOOOT

[cry_reaper]

There's more to it than being flexible, darling, or did you not enjoy what we did the other night?

SOOOOOOOOOOO

[hatesthefood]

You know I enjoyed it. A lot.

so what? you saw nothing.

[cry_reaper]

I thought you had, you certainly didn't complain when I did it again.

..... dang it.

[hatesthefood]

I'll only complain if you quit doing it.

[cry_reaper]

Then perhaps I'll do it again tonight after the curse has passed?

[hatesthefood]

Sounds amazing, but only if you're up to it.

[cry_reaper]

I think after I've eaten and rested a bit, I'll be up for all kinds of activities.

[hatesthefood]

You know, I could always open the shop late tomorrow.

[cry_reaper]

I think you could, couldn't you?

[hatesthefood]

If I wanted to. It's good I know the boss, huh?

[cry_reaper]

It is. I bet if we asked nicely, he would close the shop entirely.

[hatesthefood]

Counts on how nicely he's asked.

[cry_reaper]

I guess I'll just have to work on that when I get home.

[hatesthefood]

If you want. Rest first.

[cry_reaper]

You're too good to me, darling. I love you.

[hatesthefood]

Not good enough.

I love you, too.

[cry_reaper]

I'll be home soon, promise. Just a quick drink.