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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oh thank fucking god.

This place was quiet for too long I thought everyone got fucking eaten or something.

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[mintjulep]

I think I might've preferred that.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Little kids are a pain in the ass.

[mintjulep]

I don't mind kids.

[ Teenagers are worse because they're almost adults, and adults are the worst of all. ]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You like kids?

[mintjulep]

Yeah, I like kids. Is that so surprising?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Have you met you?

[mintjulep]

Kids fall out of trees. They don't get in bar fights or drive drunk. They're easier to work with.

[ That's not the half of it, not by a long shot, but he figures Pink might understand this part more than "I was married, I wanted a family someday". ]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

They scream and fight and put their fingers in places they don't belong.

[Pause]

But yeah, okay, most of them are smarter than adults. Sometimes the ones here think it's fucking funny to talk to me.

[mintjulep]

So do most adults I know. Hell, some adults don't even wash their hands.

[ Snorts. ]

And you humor them.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I tell them to fuck off an not to talk to strangers. A kid can get more than fucking candy that way.

[mintjulep]

And how often do they listen?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Never. Fuckers.

[mintjulep]

Too damn funny for your own good, I guess.