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[shall_yield_us]

[ Hullo, good City! Enjoy the soundtrack of several screaming citizens, whose pleasant stroll in Xanadu was just interrupted by the sight of an angel sitting on a bench, blood everywhere: from his face, to his hair, hands and the morsel with which he's teasing a stray cat. ]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh... you'll scare it.

[ The cat meows, apparently put out enough by the alarmed masses to forget its appetite; it sniffs the offered treat, then turns away from it completely. ]

...now, now, oh so rude. You won't have bread, you won't have blood, you won't have bone. Then, what is it your sort eats, hmmmmm?



[ ooc: aaaaand back in the City, with a lot of apologies for the delay, orz. Worry not, no NPCs were harmed in the making of this post, the blood came from a rat! Network / action / anything goes! ]

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[sympathyforme]

Such a reminder of what I've not been missing.

Red isn't your color.

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[shall_yield_us]

[ Waving the bit before the cat again, as if that'll make it more appealing somehow - and not even bothering to look up at the camera, to think! ]

...unless it's you to dress me in it?

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[sympathyforme]

I add original designs, it makes it work.

I think you're putting the cat off.

would Rosiel like to meet Sets in the gardens?

[beyourarmy]

That's a smart cat!

.........would SETSUNA? XD

[shall_yield_us]

It might soon choke on its intelligence.

Maybe not, but he's there! Action!

[beyourarmy]

No, don't do that. I'm sure it's a nice cat. [kneels down to call to it]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck.

[shall_yield_us]

Language, Mr... Pink? Our lady, the feline doesn't approve.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's a cat. I don't think it cares.

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[indecent_butterfly]

It may wish to capture it's own prey. Most predators do.

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[shall_yield_us]

[ His mouth opens and snaps shut dramatically, mimicking a bite the cat's way. ]

Did you hear that, my feline love? The Babylonian's passing you instruction on your conduct.

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[indecent_butterfly]

An animal will do as it wishes, no amount of instruction will help. Nor will enticement change its ways.

Or perhaps it does not trust the treat coming from your hand?

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[bedsidemanners]

I knew it was far too good to last.

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[shall_yield_us]

Tick, tack, tick, tack, the hands go, the hands fall, tick-tack, tick-tack, did you count each second?


[ And a resigned little sigh when the cat refuses. Again. ]

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[bedsidemanners]

I tried to hope it was the start of a mass exodus.

You'd be better off if you let him catch his own meals.

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[worldofourown]

Back so soon?

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[shall_yield_us]

...and the flowers to wish me well in my welcome? Where are they?

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[auguria]

[Jast all but lives in the park, truthfully. It is beautiful, and he is unused to being forced indoors, and so he naps beneath the trees as it pleases him to. Today, however, there is screaming and being the helpless do-gooder he is, he comes to investigate.]

Cats can be finicky eaters, my lord.

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[shall_yield_us]

[ And this cat toys with its treat shamelessly. Rosiel drags away the bread piece, tossing it at Jast's feet. ]

If you leave them tongue and teeth to eat with. My ring. Where is it?

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[one_that_leads]

[Right there from the get-go--or, well, as soon as he could get there...]

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[shall_yield_us]

[ Only to be welcomed by a very interested cat and Rosiel's airy little waves. Let records show he actually allows the cat to make its indolent way to Katan. ]

Our Lord Sandalphon bids you a good day. Feel honoured.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... You're a bit messy.

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[shall_yield_us]

[ the camera earns a startled look, which falls on his hands, then back to the device, as if he's only now noticed the blood. ]

...oh. Oh, oops?

[valentineluke]

Not surprising you would return and in a grandiose, or rather, grand guignol manner.

[shall_yield_us]

I don't aim to please. But it seems to always happen.