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[latenightfondue]

[ A solemn looking man with a serious expression appears on the screen, an impressive fountain in the distance behind him, and the sounds of rushing water carrying over the feed. He's wearing a white turtleneck jumper with a suede coat, brown hair looking flat and dark circles ring his eyes. ]

There goes the search for Cap. [ He sounds defeated, which rarely happens, but he says it with a sarcastic tone, masking the weight he carries with him for so far failing to find Steve in the wreckage.

He fiddles around with the device as he looks directly at it, now, rather than at the surroundings around him. ] So, anyone out there gonna fill me in on what the hell's goin' on 'round here or do I gotta figure it out for myself?

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[latenightfondue]

[ He lets it go. He's come across more literal people in his time. It's better to avoid the headache. ]

Thor? Son of Odin? [ He looks as if he's only just containing his excitement. ] Like the Norse god? 'Cause I gotta tell you, that's pretty impressive.

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[godofabs]

I seem to be eliciting that reaction of many. The last time I was on Earth, no one believed who I was.

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[latenightfondue]

Y'packing enough heat there, fella, so you got me convinced. Only guy I seen got half as much on him as you and he ain't exactly natural.

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[godofabs]

Packing ... heat? [what are you speaking howard, that's not english.] My size is normal for most Aesirs.

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[latenightfondue]

[ Chortling. ] Never mind, kid, it ain't important.

So, Thor of Odin, what's a guy like you do in a place like this?

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[godofabs]

[Ruin bathtubs.]

For now, learning of the lives of four women who live on the most peculiar street. [Watching Desperate Housewives.]

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[latenightfondue]

[ Have a curious yet intrigued eyebrow raise. ]

Oh, yeah? These dames got an address? Wouldn't mind getting in on that action.

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[godofabs]

They are women who live on one Wysteria Lane. Perhaps you would understand their motives more than I, especially this - Susan.

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[latenightfondue]

Susan, huh? You're gonna have to point me in the right direction, my friend, but I gotta tell you, understanding most women ain't easy.

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[godofabs]

The ones I know are quite straightforward. Then again, it is not hard to misunderstand Sif when she has a spear poised at your heart.

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[latenightfondue]

Your girlfriend there sounds like a little minx. Ygotta introduce us sometime.

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[godofabs]

I would much rather you stay alive.

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[latenightfondue]

Yeah, y'could be onto something there. I got plenty of girls already trying to kill me.

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[godofabs]

Then Asgardian women might be too much for you to handle.

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[latenightfondue]

They a feisty bunch the god dames, huh?

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[godofabs]

.... I beg your pardon? I fear I do not understand.

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[latenightfondue]

These women you know, pal, they kinda bossy?

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[godofabs]

And rightly so.

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[latenightfondue]

Might be best if I avoid 'em for now, then, the smarter women tend to slap me. No idea why.

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[godofabs]

You need not go completely out of your way to avoid them. Just... tread lightly.

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[latenightfondue]

But they're women, pal, y'don't wanna be avoiding 'em.

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[godofabs]

Maybe it is convenient for you, but I already have one who searches for me.

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[latenightfondue]

Y'mean you've got a girl who ain't here?

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[godofabs]

Indeed, I - how is it that you say - have a girl back home.

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[latenightfondue]

So to her you'd be MIA. That's crummy, pal. Your girl got a name?