Angela Montenegro (
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Good afternoon, Westerberg sweeties! It's that time of year again. Yes, that time where I totally break the rules and risk my teaching career by offering you another way to scrape your grade up from the bottom of the barrel in the last days of school.
First up, if you've done your final project, congratulations. You don't have to take the final exam. Turn it in and I'll see you in the hallways next semester or on Facebook in your drunken college shenanigans. If you didn't, and you know I'm talking about you, Henry, I can't legally pass you. Again. However, I'd love to see your lovely face in these desks again next year with all your excuses of why you didn't do the little bit of homework I do give you.
Again.
I did say there was another option, right? Right. Here we go.
Using a superhero, cartoon character, or mythical figure as reference, create an overlay of the basic muscle groups. Dimensions are variable, but the entire thing shouldn't be larger than sixteen inches by twenty inches. Due Friday, noon, the latest. Short notice, yes, but teachers have social lives too.
That's it. Easy as pie. Can be done in one or two class periods if you feel the need to take some time for a private field trip. [Coughing and a whisper of Justin.] And before I forget, I'd like to thank all the students who didn't belong to me who took the time out of their busy class schedules to hang out in my classroom that didn't belong to them. You've made teaching a joy.
Miss Angela, out.
[ooc: Just your regular hang loose and fly free art teacher. Feel free to make excuses of why you were in her classroom even if she wasn't your teacher.]
First up, if you've done your final project, congratulations. You don't have to take the final exam. Turn it in and I'll see you in the hallways next semester or on Facebook in your drunken college shenanigans. If you didn't, and you know I'm talking about you, Henry, I can't legally pass you. Again. However, I'd love to see your lovely face in these desks again next year with all your excuses of why you didn't do the little bit of homework I do give you.
Again.
I did say there was another option, right? Right. Here we go.
Using a superhero, cartoon character, or mythical figure as reference, create an overlay of the basic muscle groups. Dimensions are variable, but the entire thing shouldn't be larger than sixteen inches by twenty inches. Due Friday, noon, the latest. Short notice, yes, but teachers have social lives too.
That's it. Easy as pie. Can be done in one or two class periods if you feel the need to take some time for a private field trip. [Coughing and a whisper of Justin.] And before I forget, I'd like to thank all the students who didn't belong to me who took the time out of their busy class schedules to hang out in my classroom that didn't belong to them. You've made teaching a joy.
Miss Angela, out.
[ooc: Just your regular hang loose and fly free art teacher. Feel free to make excuses of why you were in her classroom even if she wasn't your teacher.]
would you like an after class lingerer?
lingerers always welcome!
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[Big for his britches and taking one too many rides in the school system is a young Mr. White. Al White on your roster, m'am. She might suspect that's not his real name cuz it always takes him a bit to focus on who's talking to him. The price you pay for trying to distance yourself from your law run-in records that have yet to be sealed.]
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That's why I put the offer out there, Al. Last chance to save your butt.
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[He hasn't quite perfected the cool, calm demeanor thing. That's still in the making. Right now he rubs his own shoulder.]
I'm just worried it's not enough.
[Very late in the game.]
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[Translation: if he does the work, he'll be fine.]
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Oh. There is a dance, ain't there?]
Okay.
[Can't argue with a pretty face.]
Thanks again. I'm gonna really try this time.
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[Now she's gonna go and embarrass him like that. He cracks a grin and looks away.]
I wouldn't say that or anything. Just doing what I'm supposed to.
[Sometimes.]
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[She really hates the phrases "but if you applied yourself..." so she isn't going to outwardly say it, but it's hinted, though/]
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[And he does when he gets the gumption. Otherwise he's preoccupied trying to find his corner of happiness between homes, schools and bouts of trouble that comes into his path one way or another.]
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[Eighteen years old now, not yet graduated. He'd like to just blame his own brain. That would be easy.
Miss Angela does make him smile.]
So noon tomorrow at the latest.
[As he adjusts his backpack.]
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[There are worse students than him. There's a certain nineteen year old sophomore in the ranks.]
Not twelve-oh-one, not twelve-thirty, twelve.
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Twelve and nothing more.
[Hopefully he can make it. Larry starts to turn away before he stops.]
...will points be taken off if it's wrinkled?
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As long as I can make out what's going on on the paper...
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Okay! Thanks Miss A!
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I won't tell if you don't.
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There might be a hint of color on in his cheeks. He's no virgin but he can tell a meant hug when he gets one. If he gets one.]
No ma'am.
[If anybody it'll be to that kid with the freckles. He can probably keep a secret.]
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[And for good measure, she ruffles his hair. Awr.]