colonelcrotchgrab: (☭ Go out and seek your truth)
Евгений Борисович Волгин ([personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-05-15 03:03 am

✯ 002 || Action -- Backdated to the 14th

[City, meet giant Communist, who is cautiously out on a stroll to meet up with his lover, eat Spanish appetizers, and potentially be drawn while eating these said appetizers and perhaps partaking in other interesting activities that involve holding very still. Very likely he would be simply holding still. And Raikov would eat all the appetizers.

That isn't too bad. He doesn't mind watching the streets and the people of this place minding their own business and doing their ordinary things. Or so he would think. Certainly wasn't what he would like to think; he had done plenty of other business under the guise of "ordinary" back "home".

Of course, when he is out and about, he finds himself snugly crushing a passerby in his very terrifyingly large arms. The woman, who likely does not appreciate being suddenly and seemingly confrontationally approached by very giant seven-foot muscular beast-men in the first place, struggles and screams and gasps as she is pulled against that big broad chest of his.

Volgin had never seen a woman run so damn fast in his life either when his crushing grip finally loosens up. She has enough breath to start screaming again by the time she's out of sight.

This whole venture is potentially a bad idea.]

((OOC: If you want to bump into him on the street, you can let hug him you at your own risk. His big gorillaman arms can embrace many things.))
worldofourown: (Hm? [Glance])

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-05-15 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You certainly have a delicate touch, sir.
worldofourown: (Bloodlust 2)

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-05-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

These intrusive devices like to switch on at inopportune moments.
worldofourown: (Backward Glance [Curious])

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-05-17 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
You're free to try.

I threw my own into a lake. [After it recorded Karl in an unsuccessful bid to end his life.] Yet it reappeared as if by magic.
worldofourown: (3d!)

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-05-17 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
In my experience - ?

The damned thing seems aware of when to record, before the mishap itself has even occurred.
worldofourown: (Doom Doomy Doom)

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-05-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
None that I can discern.

I suppose the so-called 'Deities' planned it that way.
worldofourown: (Bloodlust)

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-05-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Smote.

And no. If there was anyone inventive in this wretched place, the devices would be done away with by now. Their singular purpose appears to be 'entertainment'. At the owner's expense.
worldofourown: (3d!)

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-05-19 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Their choice of 'victims' so far appears to be arbitrary. But perhaps it's not. It makes little sense, from what I can discern.

...The best alternative is to leave your device at home. Or stow it away in a drawer, when indoors.
Edited 2012-05-19 02:04 (UTC)
everhoping: (• 英雄 • Jowy mai bff!)

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[personal profile] everhoping 2012-05-16 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ I know you're huge and probably thicker than a mature tree, but hey, you look...... morose. How about this cute cuddly teenager try to hug happiness into you? ]
everhoping: (• 英雄 • brother abuse :()

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[personal profile] everhoping 2012-05-18 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ And Riou is squished. He makes a little sqeak--

But you know, that's okay. He's sort of used to this kind of abuse from his sister, not to mention Viktor the Bear... who is not really a bear, but you know, big bear-like arms...-- ]


A-ack!
everhoping: (• 英雄 •  flower powers work?)

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[personal profile] everhoping 2012-05-18 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Riou checks if he broke his spine first. Nope, nope, still okay! ]

That was really tight... You probably eat a lot of meat.

[ Riou blurts out- because, you know, Viktor said he should eat more meat to grow more when they were bathing together. >( He means muscles! ]
everhoping: (• 英雄 • COURAGE IS THE MAGI- wrong game)

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[personal profile] everhoping 2012-05-21 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Riou doesn't know that! ]

I guess that really helps. Anyway, you might want to hug a little less tightly... er... For others, I mean.
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ oh shit am i smiling?)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-05-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[It's probably a bit before Volgin arrives, what with all his hugging and scaring people. Raikov looks up and easily spots the giant, waving his hand to get his attention]

Zhenya!
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ do you remember our last dance?)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-05-17 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, but Raikov was used to bear-like hugs. It was Russian tradition, after all.

He stood up from his chair and held out his arms, smiling at his lover]
majorcrotchgrab: recolored by <user name=knuxiechan> (❇ nyoro~n)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-05-17 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[The smaller Russian let out a grunt but returned the hug]

Nhh.. Did you make it here alright...?
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-05-17 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raikov takes a moment to inspect Volgin, knowing the other all too well, especially when he tried hiding his current mood.]

You're lying.
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ your intro has become tiresome)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-05-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[The smaller Russian returned to his seat, leaning back in it. His expression was one of relaxation]

That's fine. Today's curse seems to do with embracing others...
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ hmph; such a spoiled brat)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-05-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That's good.

[He finishes up his current sketch, then takes a sip of his tea]

I'm sure some people were unnerved, right?
hatedbyfanboys: (✬ why would you do that)

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[personal profile] hatedbyfanboys 2012-05-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Raiden's out and about, getting more familiar with the City... when he sees the hulking Russian and immediatly feels himself want to draw closer. Why. Why does he want to hug this mammoth of a stranger?]
hatedbyfanboys: (✫ wtf?; shocked)

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[personal profile] hatedbyfanboys 2012-05-17 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
W-what?

[The closer the man got, the more Raiden wanted to run away rather than hug. His eyes widen and he slowly backes up. Oh god, oh god]
hatedbyfanboys: (✬ why would you do that)

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[personal profile] hatedbyfanboys 2012-05-17 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Please let go of me.
hatedbyfanboys: (✬ you're just kidding... right?)

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[personal profile] hatedbyfanboys 2012-05-17 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh. Raiden tries to push away from him]

My name's Raiden...
hatedbyfanboys: (✬ why would you do that)

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[personal profile] hatedbyfanboys 2012-05-18 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I-It's no joke..! Let me go!
hatedbyfanboys: (✫ dammit...)

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[personal profile] hatedbyfanboys 2012-05-19 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Nghh..!

[Raiden tries to push off him again]

Look like who..?!