005 ♛ Video | Action

[pratful]

[ Cue one Arthur wearing a hat and a red shirt with the ever famous pizza logo on the front. Also cue one Arthur holding a pizza box high above his head as the tail end of a glom shows on the screen, his phone having been knocked out of his pocket to fall on the ground and start the feed. ]

Yes. Yes I know you’re starving. Now will you please let me go?

[ this was one awful day to start a new job and of all of them, did it have to be a pizza delivery man? Never again, would he take the advice of a friend. It was most certainly not worth the humiliation. ]

((ooc: Feel free to order a pizza and have Arthur delivery it! He certainly needs a few more reasons to quit this job before the end of the day, pft. ))

Comments

[Action]

[pratful]

Yes, funny indeed. [ he's starting to get the impression Merlin may have been waiting just inside the door for him. ]

I'd like to see your money first, if you don't mind.

[ nope, doesn't trust Merlin in the least. ]

[Action]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

[Maybe, but only for the last couple of minutes.]

You don't trust me?

[He can't wipe the grin off his face to try looking hurt or anything, so he just fishes those out of his pocket and holds them out for Arthur.]

[Action]

[pratful]

[ Arthur takes a brief glance at the coins before turning back to Merlin ] All right. One pizza with all the trimmings and whatever Jalapenos are. Are you sure you want this pizza?

[ It sounds positively horrid. And he'll leave off the trust question. How can he say, "Yes, but not today."? Although, in truth, he's surprised Merlin hasn't attacked him yet. ]

[Action]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

Completely sure.

[Know what, Arthur? Right now, Merlin's kind of itching to hug you, but.]

[Action]

[pratful]

[ but nothing. It's not as though Arthur is doing the two bit shuffle to keep himself from returning that itch. It's just... awkward.

With a box.

In between them and a hug. ]

Right. Well... just take your pizza and go, will you? [ damn, missed opportunity. ]

[Action]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

[Oh, but he's interested in seeing if Arthur's affected.]

Right.

[So, he takes that pizza and... puts it away, still facing Arthur, and grinning.]

How do you like the job?

[Like he really actually needs to ask.]