FOUR ☠ don't share your account with anyone else

[forourqueen]

The next person screaming 'headshot' and 'zombie' around me will be strangled with their own intestines.

That is all.

[ooc: Have at him!]

Comments

[dracolich]

You could eat them.

[ Or maybe that's just her solution to things... ]

[forourqueen]

I do not make a habit of eating idiots.

[dracolich]

Do they taste any different?

[ Then again, this is coming from a dragon who is poking a car with a claw to try and figure out what it is. ]

[forourqueen]

I don't know. But it's the principle of the thing.

[dracolich]

I would just eat them.

[ Oh, whoops, broke off the side mirror. ]

[forourqueen]

Then you obviously need to set some priorities.

[dracolich]

I think I have to eat quite a bit more than you do. I can't afford to be picky.

voice forever and ever;

[argent_honor]

That is a harsh reaction.

[forourqueen]

A pity.

[dracolich]

Indeed.

[ There's a shake of her wings as she sits back to look down on the car. ]

And this doesn't seem to be edible, either.

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[forourqueen]

[That sounded a bit familiar.]

Not harsh enough.

[forourqueen]

...what are you trying to eat?

[Stupid communicator, he can only see a part of it.]

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[argent_honor]

[No surprise if it does; these days, the Highlord does get around, after all.]

I cannot fault you for your ire.

And yet, it is dangerous to mistake ignorance for malice, I believe.

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[forourqueen]

[Yup. Hard to miss that booming voice in the argent tournaments.]

So they say. Yet all I desire is to be left alone, and that appears to be a problem at the moment.

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[argent_honor]

[He sounds very slightly, very dryly amused.]

A problem indeed.

But had you considered that those who trouble you are here through no fault of their own?

[dracolich]

I'm not entirely certain. It has four wheels -- at least, I believe those are wheels -- and windows, and appears to be made out of some sort of metal.

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[forourqueen]

They're showing up in my fel-damned cellar. If I have to sit in the shadows in my own 'home' just to be safe from their delusions, then I have the right to stab them. Repeatedly.

[forourqueen]

That sounds like a vehicle of some kind. You'd do better at living things.

[dracolich]

It is not magic?

[ Because she eats that, too. ]

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[argent_honor]

I have not yet a being who could not benefit from the practice of patience.

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[forourqueen]

Patience is an official motto for my people. I draw the line at home invasions, though.

[forourqueen]

I doubt that.

[dracolich]

Unfortunate.

[ There's another push at the car, but then she's moving, network device swaying. ]

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[argent_honor]

Do you, indeed, call this place your home?

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[forourqueen]

Semantics.