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[thenormalsquint]

Are we all relaxed now? Are we all grumbling that today is Monday again? Good. Because after settling back in, I've realized I'm short on cash and as much as I love you, Justin sweetie, I don't think I want to do police work here again. I get enough of that at home.

However, I am teaching art classes again. I am a professional artist with the degree and portfolio to match. I will be teaching charcoal, pastels, acrylics, oils, and clay as mediums and forms of still life, life drawing, sculpture, and generally anything anybody asks me about if I can shake it.

This will be held every Saturday at noon, curse notwithstanding, in Apartment 2Z in Building 12 starting next week. If there happens to be a curse, the rain date is Sunday. And if there happens to be a curse on Sunday too, I will just see you guys next week because I refuse to fight with the City.

And before I forget, as incentive, the first five students to sign up get free starter supplies. No joke.

Comments

[othersdie]

How do you expect to make money teaching art classes if you give away supplies?

[thenormalsquint]

There's a reason why only five people are getting them for free. Plus I always have extras of supplies I can spare. It's not hurting my bottom line in the least.

[othersdie]

Good. I'd rather you not ruin yourself financially.

[thenormalsquint]

No, I do that enough buying shoes and little trinkets I don't need.

[skintoskin]

[Why is he replying to this? Is he interested or just bored? He doesn't even know.]

I think I'd probably suck at drawing, but I've never tried.

[thenormalsquint]

Well, you won't ever know until you try. This class is for anybody from beginners to experts who need a refresher course.

[skintoskin]

Beginner. That's me. I think the last time I tried to draw something involved crayons and glitter glue...

[threadthefire]

Good for you. But if you needed something, you could have asked, dear.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm already shacking up with you. I'm not going to dig into your wallet too.

[threadthefire]

I wouldn't mind.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[... A woman teaching him.. but she does have a degree in art... Ugh, suck it up, Raikov. You could learn some things from her.]

I'll sign up. I went to school for art but wasn't able to pursuit it as a career.

[thenormalsquint]

[Women are good, Raikov. Don't be a dick.]

Great! If you don't remember much, that's fine. We'll just do some quick refreshing to see where you are.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[But he is a dick. and really likes dicks]

Alright.

[orangetoughguy]

Wow you're real serious about this one.

[thenormalsquint]

I'm always serious about art. [And money.]

[orangetoughguy]

You're forgetting one thing though.

video;

[sealegs]

An artist, hmm? Well, Angela, if you ever need volunteers for a model, you know where to find me, hmm?

video;

[thenormalsquint]

Don't volunteer yourself so quickly. I might need a nude model one day.

[Which translates to yes, she will definitely come find you, Isabela.]

video;

[sealegs]

Even better.

[She grins.]

Especially for you.

[flensing]

Art classes?

[She doesn't mean to be repetitive. The idea hadn't occurred to her, but maybe it would be interesting...]

[thenormalsquint]

Yes, art classes. Think I could interest you into signing up?

[flensing]

I... don't know how much I could pay you.

[She's been out of the hospital for about a week after spending two months there.]

I am forever the latest

[dr_conscience]

Sounds like quite the curriculum.

LATE RAE LATE RAE PLEASE GO AWAY :3

[thenormalsquint]

I plan to slam them with a pop quiz on the first day.

oh... okay. i am sorry :c

[dr_conscience]

Well, now it sounds brutal.